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Use is a subjective term.

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How about… don’t.

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Geese.

You never know where they’ll show up.

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Bit noisy for nesting, but clearly she’s a Cubs fan.

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Lord, I hope not. Mine have expanded greatly post menopause.

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I’m sure you’ve all read about this genetic abomination. And while I am completely and absolutely 100 percent against rejuvenating extinct species… as a GOT lover I will say this now that’s it’s done –

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😉

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Good for her…?

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Does Artificial Intelligence require bacon treats as well?

How odd.

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Use is a relative term when it comes to news these days.

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Can someone please give that scientist the White House’s address?

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I’m not going to wax poetic about this particular headline, but should you need to know more…

https://allthatsinteresting.com/rasputin-penis

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Well, that’s disturbing.

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I just… can’t, with this man.

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Must be that can and a half of hair spray he uses because I have a little more hair than him and don’t have a problem.

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Hooters… without the hooters?

I doubt that will last.

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And it’s about time too.

Those damn penguins have been ripping us off for years.

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My husband hates that word, and hates it even more when I say it. But sometimes.. you just have to. There’s been a lot to curse about lately, so at least it’s nice to know my health will benefit.

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Useless and never ending. This describes my blog site perfectly.

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That’s a very large rat.

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Way to go Carolina.

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I know airline food is bad, but how hungry do you have to be to eat beads?

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As well she should.

😡

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Trust me, if we’re talking about Trump?

It has everything to do with sucking.

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I admit to being clueless about this as well.

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What does the “Pooh” mean in Winnie The Pooh?

“ …..a book by Winnie The Pooh author AA Milne called When We Were Very Young. 

The 1924 book of poetry, which predated the Winnie The Pooh stories, contained an introduction from the author which reads: “Christopher Robin, who feeds this swan in the mornings, has given him the name of ‘Pooh.’”

“This is a very fine name for a swan, because, if you call him and he doesn’t come (which is a thing swans are good at), then you can pretend that you were just saying ‘Pooh!’ to show how little you wanted him.”

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Mystery solved.

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I completely forgot about the Hands Off rally held this past Saturday. I wanted to go, but am glad my local peeps represented with some snappy Maine-centric signs.

😊

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You can’t use it, but you love it.

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That is a definite fashion statement.

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Of course they do.

Hypocrite much?

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I don’t even know what this is, but I feel justified in answering no.

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Just because they can, doesn’t mean they should.

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I’ve used my D cups as a shelf on occasion, but never for profit.

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As robotic dogs will do.. until robotic bacon treats are invented.

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My beloved Red Sox are starting the season in true Boston form.

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I’m so proud.

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Because all the other news is insane these days.

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Note to self – do not ask a Great White to say cheese.

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I don’t know why it’s a thing, but I do know it’s one of the myriad reasons I’m not on Tik Tok.

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At this point I don’t think that qualifies as news.

Or anything new for that matter.

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Is she surprised? Even the best birth control is only 98% effective.

Do the math.

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I so need this emoji.

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A completely reasonable response.

Ice cream theft should not be tolerated.

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You … and everyone else.

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Because they’re more bored than I thought humanly possible?

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I stand corrected, there are one thousand and two uses for duct tape.

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Right now I’d settle for reaching back before the past few administrations.

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Sh*t just got real.

😳

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Of course they did.

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What?

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“While Texas grapples with its worst measles outbreak in decades, its Republican lieutenant governor has moved for the state’s restaurants and groceries to change the name of the “New York strip” steak cut to the “Texas strip” in what he evidently hopes is a blow to liberals.

And, perhaps anticipating reproval for his choice to focus at least some of his attention on renaming meat after a child in his state became the first person in the US to die from measles in a decade, Patrick’s statement said: “In a world filled with serious issues that address every day at the Texas capitol, this simple resolution will help better market Texas beef.”

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Unvaccinated people are at risk…. so he wants to rename a steak?

This only makes sense in Texas.

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Trust me, you really can’t.

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See?

That’s about as useless as it gets.

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I feel you Alice.

I really do.

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I have a lot of muscles I haven’t used in years too.

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Talk about a disappointing tourist attraction.

Geesh.

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Please don’t try this at home.

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Men.

You’re inexplicable… no matter the species.

🤣

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Admit it, you look forward to this nonsense.

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See?

Nonsense.

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The Big Poo Review.

Nothing but hard news for my readers, yes sir.

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I never even knew we were talking.

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Of course she does.

She’s proud.

But the very next day?

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Don’t try this at home children.

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Moral of the story?

Butt crack piercing (predictive text changed this to ‘butt frack piercing’, which sounds even more painful) is not for the faint hearted.

Or faint butted.

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And really, why would you want to?

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This begs the question why.

But on second thought, I don’t think I want to know.

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The remedy for overly salted Spam should be the same for everyday, run of the mill Spam.

Throw it out!

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I’ve been reading a lot about extraordinary fungus lately.

I also watch The Last of Us…. so this troubles me mightily.

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I don’t care for chimps. This can just be another reason why.

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Great. Like we don’t have enough to worry about already.

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Are there people too dorky to season their food? This seems like an awfully low bar for AI applications..

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As one does.

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