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You can’t use it, but you love it.

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I’m shocked.

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I feel you Auntie.

I really do…

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All I can say is I know it works for Marines. My guy has always been able to fall asleep in two minutes flat. Even when I’m talking…

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Say it isn’t so.

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It’s so.

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Bet they don’t put that in the tourist brochure.

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You go girl!

🤣

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Trust me, you really can’t.

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See?

That’s the very definition of useless news.

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Man, I hate when that happens.

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I admit I’m out of touch enough that I had to look up what hosing glizzies even was.

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I can’t imagine any drugged fueled high being worth that. .

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Government efficiency.

No more free Kit Kats for you!

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Did she?

I think the jury is still out on that one…

🥴

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I only have one thing to say.

Grow up gentlemen.

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It’s useless, but so am I most days.

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And I thought the only thing buried in the Meadowlands swamp was dead mobsters…

Huh.

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$200k per…?

Not sure that’s what I’d call a deal.

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And so it begins…

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Self preservation is probably something we shouldn’t have taught it.

😳

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Hang on Texas.

Life is about to get… buggy.

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I refuse to blame the Camembert…

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Oh good.

Something else to look forward to.

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I’m hoping to run out of these. But it won’t be today…

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I’ve heard of wardrobe malfunctions… but dental is a new one.

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No thank you. At this stage in my reading glasses for everything life … I need bigger, not smaller.

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I call foul on this one.

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Yes, because everyone goes to McDonald’s for the oatmeal.

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Water.

Come on!

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I know I’m not visiting Florida anytime soon.

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No, they haven’t fixed the issues that cause it. They’re just switching to black… which, when you think about it, is more death like.

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Evolving into… what?

*gulp*

😳

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You missed this series, admit it.

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I’m not sure that’s something to be proud of, but she certainly looks pleased.

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Nooooo!

Not the cheese.

😫

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I paid $20 for 20 minutes with a few sleeping cats.

Capybaras on my lap and snuggling in my arms?

Sign me up!

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This is the way my town has done trash pickup ever since we’ve lived here. Most places in Maine are the same. $3.50 a tag, one bag per tag.

It makes you more apt to recycle, believe me.

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Is there someone up there who needs to get high…?

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She was at a CBD store, and complained there were no decimal points on the machine. Perhaps she’d sampled too much product?

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I don’t know about scientifically…

But from a lay person’s perspective?

I’m going with it’s happy.

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And we’re back with more useless news.

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What we used to think was human, turned out be AI.

Now what we think is AI is actually humans?

Stop the world, I want to get off.

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Sh*t just got real.

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Why doesn’t this surprise me?

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Ugh.

And I’m heartbroken when I lose an earring.

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I’m going with… yes.

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I can personally attest to this one!

🤣

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Bringing you useless news every Monday to start your week off right. Or wrong as the case may be.

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Great… because I really need something else to worry about.

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Sound like nasty little bastards.

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I knew it!

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Where’s Pedro Pascale when you need him…

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*Note to self – research homes for sale in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.*

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Who in their right mind loves sinkholes?

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When one swallows her house, Lauren may change her mind.

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Yikes.

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I don’t know about any others, but that cat definitely hates someone.

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The only way I could stop mine is to divorce my husband.

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The clutter around here does not go unnoticed, but I love my guy too much to take those necessary steps.

😉

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It’s all useless these days, but the following are even more so.

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See?

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Seriously useless.

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I hate when that happens.

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Talk about multitasking.

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I’m noticing a trend here.

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Bit disrespectful, that.

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This is not a River approved fad.

Tiny = bad.

Full size = good.

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Because the news you can use is too depressing these days.

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He’s the devil.

I think that’s a given.

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Uh oh.

We just ordered a new one.

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Honestly, I try not to think about Elon Musk at all.

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Apparently he’s been paying some of the mothers of his children 15 million up front and $100,000 a month not to speak of them. One woman refused and gave up what amounts to $36,600,000 over 18 years to tell the truth.

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It’s evil, but we love it.

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Whaaaat?

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And now you know.

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This made me snort, but the fact that Amazon refunded her the $4,000 and let her keep the lollies tells me Junior may be doing it again.

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