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No one can.
But here we are…
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John Bobbit is green with envy.
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And all these years I thought it was a reusable appendage.
Who knew?
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I’d rather not, but thanks.
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I’m guessing that would be chicken.
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I know wine improves with age, but urine…?
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Those would have been some seriously disappointed builders.
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I watch The Last of Us, that’s not all the fungi could be doing.
😳
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This is impressive, considering he died almost a year and a half ago.
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But dead or not..
It’s hard to disagree.
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But if you can use it, I’m not sure I want to know.
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Admit it, we’ve all known men like this.
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I call foul.
My diet includes burgers and martinis… and I don’t look at all like that.
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Entirely… or at all?
Yikes.
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Holy Hell…
That’s a python and a half.
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After.
So everything was fine during the sex with 620 men?
😳
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It’s useless, but hopefully entertaining as well.
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Is it me…. or are those dodos wearing some very bad toupees? No wonder they went extinct.
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It could hardly be any worse.
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Narcissists are the worst.
Though ripping off their faces may be an extreme solution.
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Sounds like they found him.
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I love Cajun food and learned to cook gumbo and etouffe from Louisiana natives. But swamp rat is one pirogue too far.
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Knowing it worked is enough for me.
You want details? You’re on your own.
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Use is a relative term.
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That’s odd. Most grandmas take their secret recipes with them.
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I know, I know.
You’re all an extra large…
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Damn.
All I ever find in ours is deer poop.
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That’s Elon’s idea.
I just know it.
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Karma is a bitch.
👍
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Imagine how much crabmeat stuffing you’d need for that sucker.
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You can’t use it, but I can’t stop sharing it.
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I have no words.
😳
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I’m not sure that’s going to help with the Russian invasion, but okay.
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Proof that people will do anything to avoid buying a pizza oven.
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Months of undisturbed sleep and dramatic weight loss upon waking? I’m ready for a transfusion.
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And with 8 arms think how quickly they’ll be able to build.
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Whaaaat?
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Filets are the only steak my husband will eat and they are not inexpensive when dining out. I’d rather not pay for glue…
😡
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Because I’ll never run out of useless.
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I’d say that’s a fair trade, but then I’m not a man.
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You can’t make this stuff up.
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A Kodak moment for sure.
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Is there a bad way?
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Because they were big?
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Petrified vomit and poo.
Paleontology is such a glamorous profession.
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Fingers crossed he’s the first to go.
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Because even having Covid can’t stop my nonsense news.
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Inspiration?
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Epic oops.
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Talk about multi tasking.
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Finally… a use for artificial intelligence I can get behind.
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I know why.
Australia has wombats.
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Just when I thought our species couldn’t get any stupider.
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I don’t even want to tattoo my skin…. needles in my eyes?
Hell no.
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The latest trend in ocean fashion.
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Because we all need a break from political news.
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And it’s a sad state of affairs when even gate lice are preferable.
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These are the kind of problems I want.
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I think the more important question is why did no one notice he was dead for four days? But it was Wells Fargo, so enough said.
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I think you just did.
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That is too disturbing to contemplate.
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Not having children, I was unaware this is a common ailment during pregnancy. Wonder if it’s accompanied by rumbles of thunder…
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Not the kind of meet cute story you want to tell your grandchildren.
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Useless is how I roll.
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It’s a public service I provide here.
You’re welcome.
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I love stupid criminals.
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Their kids, or in my case… their wives.
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Are turtles a sought after black market commodity in Canada?
How strange.
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Mother in laws.
They don’t even try to be subtle.
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Okay people, sh*t just got real.
😫
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Useless.
Trust me.
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Was there a bra war?
How in the world did I miss that….
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Because nothing screams fun more than knowing the day you’ll drop dead.
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FYI…
A ghost poop is a turd that sinks to the bottom of the toilet and disappears. Heavy is healthy.
You’re welcome.
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Geesh.
Like the original size isn’t frustrating enough?
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I’m going to think out of the box here … and say because she was eaten by a shark.
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30 story sewage must be quite a sight.
When viewed from a long distance that is.
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Where there's only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
River's world..... 