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Warning – you will be required to count. If that’s too much math early in the morning, please return later this afternoon.

Today’s exercise will prove how old you are.

Out of the 20 things listed, how many have you personally experienced?

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Clearly I’m old as dirt because I’m 19 for 20… and the only reason it isn’t 20? I never owned a Walkman. Though the husband did and used it when jogging.

Talk about cumbersome tech!

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How about you?

What’s your outdated, no longer in existence number…

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And this time… bring your appetite.

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Would you choose a rich and creamy clam chowder?

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A traditional lobster roll?

(Chilled with mayonnaise or warm with butter on a grilled hot dog bun are the only acceptable choices. No celery, no lettuce, and god forbid no garlic aioli. It’s simple and delicious the way it is, don’t mess with perfection.)

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A full lobster dinner with drawn butter, corn and steamed clams?

(Beer optional, but highly recommended)

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A scrumptious slice of wild blueberry pie?

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Or a perfectly decadent homemade Whoopie pie?

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What’s first on your list?

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Please answer this often asked question… what’s in your wallet?

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My total is $120, but I can’t say I’m that ashamed.

How full is your wallet?

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It’s quick and painless. And you can’t say that about much else these days.

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I’m a white wine drinker all the way.

And it’s not just a slight preference, because for some bizarre reason the taste of red literally makes me gag. I absolutely can’t stand it, never could.

How about you?

Red or white.

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