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Because I love ridiculous headlines.

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Yeah, that’s the last place I want Elon Musk.

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Sure.

What could go wrong with that?

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Aside from fatal crashes?

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Poor Kevin.

Pastry put an end to his freedom.

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I’d have to want a Big Gulp pretty damn bad to make a midnight snack run there.

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Oh, come on.

Is nothing sacred anymore?

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