Although the final pieces on top of the windows next to the ceiling are giving him serious trouble.
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Overall… this Versetta Stone is easy to work with. It fits well together in random patterns that look good no matter which slabs you marry.
Problems arise when you have to make small precise cuts around things. Like windows, dryer vents and electrical outlets. Then it’s a bit of a nightmare.
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And we haven’t reached the light fixture, door or inside corner yet.
In case you’ve been wondering how our stone veneer is installed…
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Each piece has a metal flange with holes for screws attached to the top. You stagger the seams and there’s a little cutaway groove in each so they fit snuggly. Which is great…
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Until you reach the top and can’t fit an entire piece.
The flange and a portion of the stone has to be cut away, so how do you attach it?
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Serious thinking and strategizing was required because like most men, my spouse refused to follow the manufacturer’s directions… which called for industrial adhesive.
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I suggested masonry screws and was shot down.
See that piece on the top left?
It’s just wedged in there tightly. No screws, no adhesive. Just a hope and a prayer it doesn’t come loose and whack me on the head.
Remember the large, oh so heavy batch of stone my husband piled on the barn porch?
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The one I told him was too heavy to put in one place and might damage the frame?
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Yeah.
Serious sagging that had to be propped up.
Why do men neverlisten? Why…
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Work continues… and the more stone that’s affixed to the house, the less weight and possibility of caving in the barn porch.
I call that a win.
Progress is slow but steady.
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Question… what do we think of the color combination of stone and composite decking?
When this remodel started, I chose decking that would blend with the vinyl siding. It looks very grey in photos but is actually striated with beige-y clay.
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It had already been delivered by the time the husband decided to replace the siding with stone. Special order, no return…. so I’m talking myself into it blending.
What say you?
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Color coordinated or not, it’s what we’ve got.
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And standing on the lawn I’m beginning to get an idea of what it will look like when complete.
I lost track of the husband the other day and found him outside, in the process of moving stone.
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This is the stone veneer he had the delivery driver drop at the far end of our property instead of closer to the front porch of the house as it should have been.
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I suggested loading it in the truck and driving it over to the garage in sections to save time (not to mention his back) but as usual, he wanted to do it the hard way and moved it piece by heavy *ss piece to the barn porch so it would be off his lawn.
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While he hauled stone?
I picked up the styrofoam, cardboard and straps it was packaged in.
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And there was a lot of that.
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55 sections of stone, roughly 20 pounds each. Back and forth across the lawn… for hours, in the afternoon sun.
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Did I mention my husband is 77 years old?
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I swear the man is a marvel.
He never quits.
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Now I just have to hope the barn porch doesn’t collapse from the weight before he can move it over to the house…
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