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And even if you could, why would you want to?

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No.

It is most definitely is not.

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What the…

Nope. I refuse to explore that headline any further.

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I’ve ridden with my husband on the Jersey Turnpike. I know we can travel faster.

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To hell with O.J. … that’s a police chase worth watching.

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Yes.

That’s what it is. Not my lazy fat *ss unwilling to get up off the couch. No.

It’s my microbiome.

Yup. That’s it exactly.

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