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And even if you could, why would you want to?
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No.
It is most definitely is not.
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What the…
Nope. I refuse to explore that headline any further.
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I’ve ridden with my husband on the Jersey Turnpike. I know we can travel faster.
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To hell with O.J. … that’s a police chase worth watching.
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Yes.
That’s what it is. Not my lazy fat *ss unwilling to get up off the couch. No.
It’s my microbiome.
Yup. That’s it exactly.
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River's world..... 
Oh how I needed these giggles this very early a.m.!
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Happy to oblige.
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Thanks for the laughs to start the week. Damn microbiome.
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It’ll get you every time.
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Coincidence? I just finished writing my final post, saving it to drwft, so my best friend in the world can publish it after my death. If she doesn’t that’s on her, providing she hasn’t left the world before me. My microbiome made me do it!
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If you lived by me, we would walk every night. It’s addicting and my legs looked AWESOME!! lol
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There are days when I can walk long distances, and other days my knee says.. I don’t think so.
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At your pace and schedule.
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AI chatbots are artificial therefore they don’t need a “personhood” and NOPE, NOPE, NOPE I will not engage on conversation about toilet etiquette. I’ve raced a 1969 Camaro on the quarter mile, it may not have been faster than the speed of light but, that’s as fast as I want to go. That tortoise chase would need some adult beverages and popcorn to watch, I’m saying is, I’d so watch that, lol. I’m not lazy either, I’m blaming my microbiome, yeah that’s it…..lmao.
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I think adult beverages are required at tortoise chases…
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We had a Tortoise and would take him to the park. I wondered why children never chased him.
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Only in California would a non existent AI Avatar have rights as a person. Once they establish that, then they can provide ID’s and voting cards. Microbiome? If that is the reason for not wanting to exercise, then we can extrapolate, and assume that Macrobiome is the reason I do not want to do ANYTHING? Wow. Is that a medical diagnosis that allows for a disability claim? Maybe in California, where AI qualifies for welfare checks.
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Menopause is my reason for not wanting to do anything, but I guess that wouldn’t work for you.
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It sure does! Have you not been following the Woke pronoun agenda!
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That urologist: taking the piss, surely?
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You never know these days…
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Funny timing… earlier today I was thinking about my gut/mood correlation.
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I never think about it, but it seems a perfectly valid excuse not to exercise and that’s okay with me.
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I had to read it: The article is speaking of vag only, not butt to vag, and UTIs only.
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Ah.
Thanks for clearing that up…. so to speak.
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It’s a stupid article!
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I am spending way too much time thinking about this whole back-to-front vs. front-to-back wiping thing…
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You’re welcome.
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I don’t feel like doing the dishes. Could that be my microbiome talking?
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I don’t see why not…
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