My husband has a childhood friend named Dick. As you can imagine, going through life with that name requires a sense of humor. He has one, and figures if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So when I run across Dick jokes? I have to share. The following requires using the predictive text on your phone and some of the answers were a hoot.
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Here’s mine:
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Truer words were never spoken.
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Is it wrong I find these amusing?
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Or saluted. Tough call.
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And here I thought Dicks didn’t take time off.
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That’s one way to look at it. Or them…
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The way people are these days? I’m not sure that will work.
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A manufactured product. Does that mean Wal Mart has them on sale?
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Poor Dick, apparently not everyone is a fan.
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Heck, we’ve all been there.
Funny side note? I blogged this from my phone and every time I typed Dick… it was changed to Duck. Every. Single. Time.
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