I live in Maine.
And I’m a Red Sox fan.
(Note to out of staters – this is non negotiable. Yankee fans will be shot on sight.)
Towering over me as I ate dinner the other night?
I’m guessing subtlety isn’t your strong suit….
But let me leave you with just one word:
The unfortunate diner who sat in the shadow of these Sasquatch sized mammary glands for far too long.