No, not that kind of piles…. the remodel the garage type piles.
There are piles to go to the dump…
Piles that the neighbor across the street might want.
There are big piles.
And little piles.
And piles that the husband might want to use for something, someday… which really means never.
That’s entirely too many piles!
If we were better acquainted, you’d know how crazy this makes me.
And if all those piles aren’t enough to make me stab my husband with a fork twitch, there’s this one:
Which interferes with my late afternoon summer reading.
And that… can not be tolerated.
River's world..... 
bonfire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH, and I need that door please.
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You need the door? But so does Fred, he only has 3 others in the barn that he retrieved from the dump.
🤬
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Does he deliver?
And install?
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No.
And no….
Besides, he might need it for something, someday, somewhere.
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have you seen my garage? and my shed? and my little plastic shed? Let’s start with the 6, yes 6 riding lawn mowers……I didn’t think my ass what THAT wide, that I would need SIX lawn mowers…..
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Ha! We have 4 push mowers and 1 rider, soon to be 2… because Fred just has to have one of those zero turn things.
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I would sell every one I have for ONE zero turn
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A perfectly good door? Well, maybe not perfect, but with a little sanding and filling ….
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It’s been cut down to fit a homemade non standard opening… and that’s the good side showing. The other side is a hot mess!
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I’m in a cold sweat just looking at this… Piles are one of my triggers, too. That and people leaving towels balled up so they can’t dry. THAT’S when I feel ready to go all Firestarter.
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I don’t know what one has to do the other but how is your neighbor doing? You haven’t mentioned him lately!
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To be honest, this is such a wider platform… I decided to make my blogs less personal. You never know who’s reading!
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I was going to suggest germaloids, but a match would be better
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Or both…. germaloids might double as an accelerant.
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🤣🤣
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That would make me crazy too! I vote for the bon fire!
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I married a piler. They spring up everywhere if I’m not vigilant… He’s currently stockpiling change in a corner of our bedroom. But I let that one slide because it could be profitable later.
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Hahaha great idea!
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