Disclaimer: I am not a hockey fan and I have nothing against the city of Philadelphia.
So if I offend any die hard Flyers out there, apologies. But your new mascot has me (and frankly all of sportsdom) freaked the f*ck out a bit baffled.
Meet Gritty.

Who is, as one site put it:
“An amorphous burnt-sienna blob that looks like the product of the unholy union between a third-tier H.R. Pufnstuf character and an even-more-hirsute-than-usual Seth Rogan.”
I mean, what exactly were the creators going for here…
Homicidal maniac?
Under medicated sociopath?

If they meant to terrify women and children and send them home with bone chilling nightmares…. well done Philly.
Face it, this thing is disturbing.

Witness it’s nod to Kim Kardashian.

And the fact that Gritty took numerous spills on the ice his first night did not go unnoticed.

When the Pittsburgh Penguins reTweeted the photo with the line, “Lol, ok”
Gritty showed his true colors.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Under medicated sociopath.. for a second I thought you were giving me pet names. Although the only reason I’d go to ice hockey would be to see that thing
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Agreed.
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[shudder]
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I know… right? Their new mascot is a meth addict, and no one noticed.
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Lmao! and underneath all that is probably a struggling actor…or a drunk that needed money for their next bottle…
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or both. lol!
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I vote for both. I mean, how drunk would you have to be to put that head on?
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I would say passed out drunk….
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Thanks for the laugh.
Not a friendly sight.
I like the penguins mascot better!
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Cuter. And definitely less psychotic.
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Some of these mascots leave alot to be desired. I’m not an ice hockey fan, but something like this…would keep me away for life. Its a face (and body) only its mother could love… 😦
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Oh lord, I hadn’t thought about it breeding. Thanks for the extra nightmares!
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Reason # 576,987 I don’t like/follow professional sports!!
Did you see Bill Maher last night? I am sure you won’t like the picture of Maine he held up–probably on youtube by now!
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I saw it! 2 lobsters, a bear and Stephen King… sounds about right.
❣️🐻❣️
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Most sports mascots look like they came from the uncanny valley. At least it looks like Gritty owns up to his creepiness. Whatever it is, Philly fans will boo it just like they famously did Santa Claus…
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Embracing his inner psychotic, yes. You have to go with what you’ve got….
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I wondered what the hell that .gif on Messenger was……….?? Holy Schmidt!! Bad form BAD FORM!! Find something real. Like Animal if they want the orange thing!
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If their goal was to get people talking about it…. it worked.
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I’m staying away from it now.
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