Yes, with the wonders of modern technology… it’s like I never left. But trust me, I did.
And now?
The Vermont vacation.
Don’t despair… I only took 633 pictures this trip.
So really, time will fly right by.
Let’s begin –
We left Maine in the rain, and by the time we got to New Hampshire….
It was a slightly different story.
And by the time we reached the Mount Washington valley?
Not the greatest traveling weather.
Which these cars can attest to. The one on the left had his entire rear quarter panel and tire ripped off by the one on the right –
Slippery? A wee bit.
Winter wonderland continued into Vermont….
Where horses come in rainbow colors.
And that slutty farmer’s daughter was still raising her skirts to the passing cars.
St. Johnsbury had sunshine and green grass.
But by the time we made it to our resort in the western part of the state, Smuggler’s Notch…
It was grey and slightly snow covered.
I’d requested a quiet, secluded spot and got it. Halfway up the mountain.
This was our building, empty and all alone… just the way we like it.
We had a 2 bedroom condo, with a nice fireplace and some awful wallpaper.
A fully stocked kitchen with granite countertops…
And a comfy king sized bed in the master suite.
I liked the corner unit, and it had a deck…
With a mountain view….
There was also a complimentary box of maple cookies on the table.
Free cookies (almost) made up for that awful wallpaper.
That being said, the master bath….
Had more hideous wallpaper, and a whirlpool tub built for two that made me choke.
Oh, yeah… that’s a remote.
And a television over the hopper.
*Gulp*
Just what every woman dreams of on vacation….
The husband, never wanting to leave the suite, naked, covered in bubbles and watching endless old John Wayne movies in the bathroom.
So being the thoughtful spouse that I am, I suggested he take the second bathroom all for himself. No sharing space with all my products, no burning himself on my curling iron, no wet towels on the floor.
Wives.
We’re crafty bitches.
Any thoughts on sharing those Maple Leaf Cookies with your fellow bloggers? 🙂
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I would have, but the husband… who sneered at them when we got there? Ate them all before we left.
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Conway? Best burger I ever had. Mount Washington? They drive up in 7 mins
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Best burger? Where? Don’t leave a girl hanging….
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Red parka steakhouse maybe ,not sure , it was a pub though
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Hmm…. not familiar with that one. And it’s a pub, so that’s saying something.
And hey, it’s in Glen, not Conway.
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Probably wasn’t that one then. You’ll have to try them all but it was definitely a pub
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Oh, alright. If you insist.
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They should sell wifely crafty bitch lessons with wedding dresses and save us years of figuring it out for ourselves.
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Indeed. I was such an innocent little bride all those years ago. Life is so much simpler now…!
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We even have to go through snowstorms and ice and even then no pictures of the ‘stock’ in a well stock kitchen!! Some people just waste cameras!
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…and some people think too much about food!
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Glad to see ya back! I thought you had left wordpress…geeze! Sounds like a nice getaway! 🙂
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Thanks… it was.
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I’d develop a complex that the mechanism holding the TV at that angle would fail and it would fall on me as I was playing candy crush on my phone while taking care of business.
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A dangerous situation to be sure….
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So, why the back to back vacations?
Condo points about to expire?
Testing out the retirement waters?
Wanderlust?
Spill the syrup!
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The basic answer is… because we can.
But in reality, this is the right time of year for the “last call” deals in New England. A two bedroom, 2 bath condo for 7 days, 7 nights? $294. You can’t beat that with a stick.
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Score!
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Life’s too short to stay home and watch tv!
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Well you’re not wrong about the wallpaper. Holy 1988, eh?
Too bad about the cars sliding. I don’t like that kinda drivin, much as I love me some snows. Glad y’all made it safely.
Farmer’s daughter’s so cute! Love the rainbow horsies 🙂
We once stayed in hotel with big tub and tv as well. At that particular hotel, they placed the tv behind glass with an adjustable mirror, so you could watch it even though it was in another room. You called it, too, my husband looooved it!
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It was like walking into a time warp. They updated the kitchen counters, fireplace and carpets… but left the 80’s wallpaper and decor. Oh, well. It was large, clean, comfortable and cheap. That’s the fun of vacation ownership – (We don’t say timeshare anymore, or so I’ve been told. Repeatedly!) You never know what unit you’ll get. Some are beautiful… this one? Not so much.
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Clean and comfy are tops. I sure enjoyed traveling vicariously!
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Did I mention the walls were filled with Warren Kimble prints…?
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That tv looks like it’s about to conk somebody on the head while they’re… indisposed.
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Thankfully, I have no television/crapper incidents to report.
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Best travel Blog ever….I love how you take pictures of everything.
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Why, thank you! I believe you might be the first person to ever appreciate that fact…
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Are you listening Boo?
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I’m sure Boo is listening…Right, Boo?!
Anyway, Rivergirl, have you seen my last post? The one where I answered the questions asked by my Readers 😉. I have been waiting for your commentary.
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No… how did I miss that?
On my way.
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A remote control in the bathroom? Well, I guess you weren’t staying at Motel 6. I’d worry the TV would fall in the tub with me and that would be that…
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From the positioning, I was more afraid of it falling on my head when taking care of business.
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Great pictures! Traveling on slippery roads is never fun!
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Thanks! We’re used to it, but no… it’s never fun.
😊
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