You know the ones….
They love toilet humor and inappropriate bodily function noises?
The husband has one he grew up with, and every Christmas he’s the recipient of our vulgar gag gift of the year.
2018 brought a two-fer, purchased at our local Hallmark store. Apparently they don’t just sell sappy cards anymore.
Gross. And vulgar…. I agree.
But the tradition must be upheld.
I often wonder what he does with these ridiculous gifts…
( Is there a #2 After Genital Contact Hand Sanitizer? One that doesn’t quite kill all the germs? I shudder at the thought. )
Really?
Now that’s got me curious….
What do you suppose they think innocence smells like?
River's world..... 
Hilarious!
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In a rather disgusting way, yes.
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I recall Sharon Osbourne just sent the ‘real thing’ to her relatives that she didnt like. Her ‘real thing’
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I tend to draw the line at that much reality.
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She’s the kind of person who boasts about it. Perhaps that’s the hiring strategy for that chat show thing she used to do. In England the same show is called ‘loose women’
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Never seen it. I’ve found too much reality is not always a good thing…
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Agreed. As per the name of the song and new local housing development near to us when we go to Florida. – yeh you guessed – Margaritaville
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Wait a minute… are you telling me it’s actually possible to LIVE in Margaritaville? How did I not know this????
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Well you have to walk a straight line first and recite the alphabet backwards before they let you in. But yes. Not many make it back out.
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My only question is… why would you ever want to leave?
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Lol, hic.. you’re right
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Have lime… will travel.
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Okay, I feel the need to go and shower, now. Eww! Yes, it is terribly hilarious! And innocence is probably one of those smells that child predators zero in on. So, again…we. Btw, Happy New Year! Mona
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They are rather shower worthy gifts.
And a Happy New Year to you as well!!
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Sounds like my 17 (going on 27) year old. I tell him, it’s time to grow up, but he doesn’t listen at all. ***sigh
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Well, at least now you know what to get him for his birthday.
You’re welcome.
😉
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His birthday? Yeah, and it’s coming up the middle of February too.
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Always happy to help…
😈
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Here’s to finding things to laugh about every day.
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It’s really not that hard. At least in my life!
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Being around people usually provides ample amusement b/c many of them iz nuts!
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True dat!
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Every once in a while I forget why I like you and then you come along and post something like this and I remember why—CAUSE YOU ARE CRAZY LADY!!! :O)
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You wound me sir! I never forget why I like you!!!
😉
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LOL! This is pretty tame by my standards of gross and disgusting humor. I still worship Beavis and Butthead…
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I draw the line there!
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😂😂😂
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*shudders*
*Just shudders*
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Go to Hallmark…. they’re waiting for you!
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