You know the ones….
They love toilet humor and inappropriate bodily function noises?
The husband has one he grew up with, and every Christmas he’s the recipient of our vulgar gag gift of the year.
2018 brought a two-fer, purchased at our local Hallmark store. Apparently they don’t just sell sappy cards anymore.
Gross. And vulgar…. I agree.
But the tradition must be upheld.
I often wonder what he does with these ridiculous gifts…
( Is there a #2 After Genital Contact Hand Sanitizer? One that doesn’t quite kill all the germs? I shudder at the thought. )
Now that’s got me curious….
What do you suppose they think innocence smells like?