I have an iPhone.
( If you don’t watch Game of Thrones? Never mind)
And with the iPhone comes Apple news, which I check from time to time for breaking stories.
And may I just say…. what’s passing for news these days is beyond ridiculous.
Roll over Edward R. Murrow, it’s a Kardashian filled world now.
And they want everyone to see their butts.
This picture was in my news feed.
Why? I have no idea.
But it made me realize…
Damn.
I’ve been doing Sundays wrong for years.
River's world..... 
If you cover most of your face with the camera, does it count as a selfie?
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Perhaps it’s a butt-fie…
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Well, if there isn’t a name for that, there should be…
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It’s not for lack of trying on their part…
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The cat one isn’t real, is it?
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No, just a meme… but it wouldn’t surprise me.
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😂 I know, right?!
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I’m following the wrong news feed!
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Or not. It’s all a matter of perspective…
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Since you must be practically BFF’s now, you should recommend that Miss K try taking that selfie at the beautiful, scenic Grand Canyon next time. Just sayin’….
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Alongside a psychotic man eating squirrel?
Brilliant idea…
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I was thinking of the idiot who tumbled over the other day…
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Ah..
Well I can’t say it would bother me to see a few Kardashians tumble.
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Think of the sounds that badonkadonk would make as it kept bouncing off the rocks on the way down…
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Epic.
And come to think if it… Kim would probably bounce right back out.
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It’s a record year … two visitors recently went over the edge while taking selfies.
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I heard that. Crazy stuff…
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Ugh, it’s ok if we go one day in Fuckkoffistan without one damned Kardashian being in the news. I’m okay without knowing what they do, say or take a picture a picture of. I want to know how they got famous for doing absolutely nothing, I want in. 😎
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You and me both. I could take butt selfies… but doubt the results would be the same.
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Me too.
I mean, it’s cold here, my bottom is fully covered. Twice.
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Amen to that sister….
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I would rather read the Garfield comic strip than see the big butt picture!! But that’s me!
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Me too!
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Whilst I can admire that well proportioned bottom there is something so soulless about these pics where I can’t see the eyes or any hint of a personality that they are a complete turn off. Might as well look at a sculpture in a gallery. Mind you – when I do see Kardashian faces they always look so dead-eyed and miserable anyway so no great loss.
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Soulless representatives of our times, for sure.
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Karsmashian idiots are not allowed in my life. Ick. They are just ICK.
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Nor mine as well. But sometimes their sheer idiocy must be shared…
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I need a new supply of eye bleach.
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I thought I could ignore the name Kardashian on here but you’ve just proved that theory wrong…I will try to forgive you 😉
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Hey, if I had to see it?
You have to see it.
That’s the way it works around here…
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