As I was strolling the local hardware store the other day, I came across an item that was begging to be blogged about.
(Yes, I really heard it begging… so now I have to share.)
‘SnotTape.
Let that sink in a moment.
And then visualize some over paid ad exec on Madison Avenue yelling, “Eureka! That new product? Let’s name it after snot!”
I wasn’t sure where… or why they came up with that name, until I said it out loud a few times and realized it’s a contraction for “it’s not tape”.
Which, of course it is.
It’s tape.
So wth?
And because I’m a dedicated blogger, I did some research… which lead me to the heretofore unknown Professional Painting Contractors Forum. (Oh, the things I do for my readers)
While I agreed with this commenter’s review…
It was the next two responses that made me want to hire these contractors no matter what they charge.
Bravo Professional Painting Contractors Forum.
I agree.
But Snittens?
Now there’s a product worth having.
You’re welcome.
I just use detachable snot glove fingers. Although they currently don’t detach. I’m working on it.
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Keep working…
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If they called it S’not Tape, that might’ve been a little better.
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Marginally, but still ridiculous.
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Well that’s stupid. Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
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Wonder why they couldn’t come up with a better name… yes.
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I suppose you are used to ‘toilet’ paper?
… and they’te is something called monkeybutt powder.
Ahh, the wonders of human language
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Monkeybutt powder? I don’t even want to know what that’s for…
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Don’t Americans keep monkeys anymore?
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This American doesn’t, but even so… why do their butts need powdering?
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that’s monkey business
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Hear no evil, see no evil… powder no evil?
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Wonder what Michael Jackson would say about it all..
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I think we all know the answer to that…
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How simple life is now that I know that everything that ‘snottape ‘snottape. For example, when I run out of ‘snottape, I can just jump in my ‘snottape, drive to the nearest ‘snottape, buy some ‘snottape, and charge it on my ‘snottape. Upon returning to my humble ‘snottape, if my better ‘snottape asks why I bought ‘snottape, I will simply say I wasn’t out of tape, I was out of ‘snottape.
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Clearly you are the consumer this ad was targeting.
😉
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‘snot worth a comment!
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It’s ‘snot….
but you did anyway!
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Lawd. Snittens have got to be the strangest thing I’ve ever seen. I wonder who they’re for or if people we can’t imagine have a true, practical need for them? I am wowed.
My mother says, “S’not” a lot and even I don’t think she’d name a product that.
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Honestly, Snittens would probably sell well here… but I’ve never seen them in the store.
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Daft marketing types. Too clever by half ☺️
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Well, they got me talking about it…
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😂
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With some of the stuff you post, I should have NO appetite.
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You’re welcome.
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