You may remember me posting pictures of our little red barn/shed.
We use it as a shed, but it was originally a small barn complete with horse. The horse is long gone…. and 40 odd years later?
The barn/shed is almost gone as well.

Falling apart?
You could say that…

Rotted wood?

The mere fact that it’s still standing never ceases to amaze me.

It’s horrible. An eye sore on our otherwise lovely property. The bane of my existence for a long, long time.
It’s state of disrepair is the main reason we spent $50,000 and 7 years of nights and weekends building a new and much larger barn.

The plan? All the mowers and weed whackers, the snow blower, the tractor and assorted yard tools that were in the shed/barn were supposed to go into the new barn…. and the eyesore would be torn down.

But that never happened, and now the husband….. who has already filled the new barn with CRAP wants to rebuild the shed/barn to continue housing the mowers, tractor etc.
So this is happening.

Husband deemed part of the interior framing sound, and started what I thought was deconstruction of the back half…. which needs to be completely rebuilt..
Now my idea of deconstruction consists of ripping off the roof, then the walls. The husband’s?
I’m not quite sure.

He put up a new piece of wood…

Ostensibly to brace the roof… though why you need to brace something you’re tearing down is beyond me.

But look at the piece he’s bracing! Rotted doesn’t begin to describe it…
Then…
Yeah. He trimmed it…
The rotted piece of wood.

He sawed off a section of wall… by hand, even though the chainsaw was right there.

And made a bigger hole.

He elongated the brace….

And added wood running along the bottom.

He was supposed to be tearing it down…. so WTH?
Naturally I had to ask.
And naturally, he wouldn’t answer.
It was hot, he was cranky and I dared to question his technique.
Silly me.
I’m stubborn, but good golly… This will redefine the terminology
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Stubborn wasn’t the first word that came to my mind, but yes… I suppose.
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A great shed like that you don’t tear down all at once.
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At this rate I fear she’ll be with us for another 40 years….
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Have mercy! About now I’m thinkin’ I should pray for some 70 mph straight-line winds to come through and bring it down, that or a big ol’ snow storm that roof couldn’t handle. I truly believe that’s the only way you’re getting rid of it. The man is attached!
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The weird thing is, every year the snow piles up and I think… yup, that will bring her down. But the damned thing keeps standing. It’s over 40 years old… die you bastard! Die.
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That shed has to go. What an eyesore. Question and mock until it is gone. Then you’ll both feel better about the whole thing, not seeing it there anymore.
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Oh, no. The original plan to level it is and let me make a garden bed is gone. He will rebuild her…
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Gotta ask, why? Garden beds don’t require extra insurance and are much less expensive to create. Call me a pragmatist…
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Because he’s filled the new barn and there’s no more room in the garage. Stuff has to go somewhere..
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Yes that would explain it. Best of luck with this project, may your marriage survive it.
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We’ve survived worse. And at least it’s blog worthy…
😉
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Sooooo if you tore it down with say, the new huge mowing machine, would he be upset? Just throwing out suggestions her because, that rotted out eyesore has to go.
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You may be on to something. I could innocently start it up and… oops! Right through the back wall.
🙄
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My guess is that the shed is still going to be there for another decade or two …
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It wouldn’t surprise me.
Will probably out live me!
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I love it. Your old barn looks so much like my dad’s–a wonderful old contraption that, like yours, somehow refuses to fall in against all odds. There’s something I love about old barns and sheds. Apparently your husband refuses to give up on his old friend.
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Clearly he has issues with letting go…
😉
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Loyalty. That’s a good thing.
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Not in this case!
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Are you close to an ER or do you have 911 on speed dial?
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No…. but I probably should.
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Stop nagging the poor guy–he is trying to make you happy fixing the old shack—-ooooopppppssss! I meant barn! Someday you might say something nice about him and we all will have to check if it is your post or he posted it using your name!! LOL
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Everything I say, I say with love.
😉
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I’d suggest introducing termites and/or carpenter ants…except the damned things have a pesky way of getting out of control. Ditto with a good old-fashioned fire. Anyway, good luck! Maybe all it needs is to slap a fresh coat of paint on it and call it a day. LOL. Mona
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I’ve been painting it for the past 17 years. There’s nothing left to paint. When I try, it crumbles!
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Offer the shed as free luxury lodging to a homeless arsonist for as long as he’s happy there.
Now, does that solve your problem, or does that solve your problem!
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It does. Can you recommend someone trustworthy…?
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I’d recommend ar son, but my wife and I have only daughters. (Forgive me, RG, for I have punned, For my penance I’ll say 3 Ar Fathers and 2 Male Hairies.)
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Ha!
🤣
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There could be potential there. Maybe one day, he’ll tear it down and there will be a smaller shed under it.
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Yes, but with my luck… that one would be filled with crap as well.
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🙂
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I’m surprised you haven’t just taken a sledgehammer to it while sending hubby out on an errand.
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If he hadn’t just bought a $5000 mower that would be left open to the elements, I might have.
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If the brace doesn’t work, I’ll bet duct tape is next….
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And then paper clips…
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I would have backed into it with the car and said OOOPS.
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A friend of ours backed her truck into it once.
It didn’t budge.
Sigh….
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Call her and tell her to try again.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaaa
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And maybe bring a bigger truck….
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Work for me!
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I don’t know what to say. I’m sorry. My garage is rotting. My house is smaller than your beautiful, beautiful barn. So sorry. That’s all the help I can give you.
Cocktail?
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Cocktails.
With an S.
😉
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Yessss
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I’m on Team Hubby, To a man, tearing down a shed is like ripping out chapters from a history book. Looking forward to more about this! 🙂
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I’m not, but lucky for you the saga continues.
😉
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He’s determined for sure!
And that newer shed is bigger than any house I’ve ever lived in. Can I stay there if I visit?
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You can, but I wouldn’t recommend it.
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