The grass really is greener….
Over the septic tank.
P.S…. my mobile’s spellcheck changed ‘Bombeck’ to ‘nomenclature’ when I was typing tags.
That’s not even close!
The grass really is greener….
Over the septic tank.
P.S…. my mobile’s spellcheck changed ‘Bombeck’ to ‘nomenclature’ when I was typing tags.
That’s not even close!
LOL
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Bombeck. Grizzard. Dave Berry. Gene Amole
Even cranky old grammar Nazi William Safire.
I hate to weep over the good old days of funny columnists, but I sure do miss ’em …
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Dave Berry! He was a hoot.
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The Internet is only as good as the people entering the data!
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Are you one of those people that love yard work – watching other people do it, that is?
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I like doing it, but have no problem watching others do it as well.
😉
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Oh yeah… I’d forgotten – you love your flower beds.
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I do. I really do…
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Our septic is at ground level and there is no grass in the whole area. The “drain field” however, needs to be cut often.
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Love Erma. I remember first reading her humor (and witty wisdom) in Reader’s Digest and Good Housekeeping when I was a kid. Not too long ago a running friend gave me a refrigerator magnet, a picture of Erma with this quote: “The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.”
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Ha!
Love it….
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This reminds me that there was a movie titled “ONE FLEW OVER THE SEPTIC TANK” — kind of a cuckoo movie, as I recall (not unlike this comment).
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Sorry I missed that one.
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She inspired me to be a humorist because I thought, “I can do better than that” Maybe I will, some day. But now… still in the pits…
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