They’re everywhere.. including here.
And while I like a nice manicure as much as the next girl?
I don’t think I’m quite ready to share Mr. Ed’s beauty routine.
This next product confuses me.
If my ears are cold….
Why am I sweating? And if I’m sweating….
Why are my ears cold? This makes no sense.
Third on the list –
This bothers me for two reasons.
First, the name. I mean really…. there’s only one thing I think of when I hear the word tinkle, and an eyebrow razor isn’t even close.
Second… why are sharp instruments being packaged in cutsie pastel colors with a cartoon bound to attract children?
Little Susie doesn’t want a teddy bear…. give her something to slash her wrists with instead. It’s pink!
Again with the lazy ass people products.
Because yes, cell phones really are too heavy.
Finally, there’s a product I didn’t even know I needed.
My pillowcase is giving me pimples!
When the hell did that start?
I really need to make a list of things that I can start worrying about much later. In fact I can make the list later too. Happy Saturday.
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No problem. I’ll worry for both of us…
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Ever drop your cellphone onto your face? If so, then you might need one of those “holders”.
My wife has one, hers uses clamps on both ends. She uses it for hands free – or when she needs to use her hands for other tasks.
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I have nerve damage in my shoulder and my hand goes numb at times. But mostly I drop my mobile computing, music, and media device w/built in telephone capabilities when I am falling asleep and I’m engrossed in some viewing/reading activity.
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I rarely drop my phone…and never on my face.
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Do those “headwraps” come in neon colors?
No wait… psychedelic colors? That’d be awesome too.
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Hmm, now that I’ve had morning coffee…
I imagine neon AND psychedelic coloring can be very similar.
Yeah, I had a rough nearly sleepless night. (sigh)
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I’m not sure…. but it’s possible.
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Hahah!
That’s hilarious!
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… what price beauty, eh? …
But I can’t help thinking that simply washing the pillow case might be better than putting some high phenol content bug killer on it would be a better practice.
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You would think. Washing your face might help as well…
😉
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It’s good to know that Hard As Hoof Nail Strengthening Cream is Professional. If it were an amateur cream, it might only strengthen nails as hard as a horse’s ass. Might not smell too good, either.
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Agreed. No one wants that!
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😉
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You are getting pimples not from your pillow but from being a teenager–you’ll outgrow them soon!!!
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Thanks, but I don’t want to be a teenager again.
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Girl your blog is great!
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Ditto that!
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I do use the tinkle razors! As a weapon, not like, for shaving…
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I think we’re going to get along fine…..
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Ha! I feel it!
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The Tinkle Razors take the cake. What genius thought that up?
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Tinkerbell’s twisted cousin…?
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Perhaps. Slasherbell.
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Run, Peter.
Run!
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The cord on that cellphone holder doesn’t look like it’s tight enough. I think they’d still be able to breathe…
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Hopefully it’s adjustable.
😈
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I sell all of these products on my Ebay store…
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I would expect nothing less….
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My pillowcase is giving me pimples! When the hell did that start? <- It's a millennial thing. You know. Like the guy that was the son of a cop and was too stupid to figure out a party with 50 people is NOT a good thing? "Well, we're millennials. We didn't understand." WTF??
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I don’t know!!!!
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