Tag Archives: manicure

Must have products I must not have.


Here’s another selection of must have products… this time with a twist.

These are all things guaranteed to reduce your stress level.





Sorry, but having a nail polish cocktail ring is only going to increase my stress.

The first time my nose itches? That Moonlight Madness Maroon will be Jackson Pollock-ing the living room wall.





I’ve got news for you, if I’m going to recline in a hammock it better be large enough for my whole body….. and a pitcher of margaritas.



I don’t know about you, but if I’m stressed?

The last thing I’m worrying about is mopping up that martini I spilled on the floor.





Because a disembodied hand is soooo relaxing.

Weird products.


They’re everywhere.. including here.

And while I like a nice manicure as much as the next girl?




I don’t think I’m quite ready to share Mr. Ed’s beauty routine.



This next product confuses me.




If my ears are cold….

Why am I sweating? And if I’m sweating….

Why are my ears cold? This makes no sense.

Third on the list –



This bothers me for two reasons.

First, the name. I mean really…. there’s only one thing I think of when I hear the word tinkle, and an eyebrow razor isn’t even close.

Second… why are sharp instruments being packaged in cutsie pastel colors with a cartoon bound to attract children?

Little Susie doesn’t want a teddy bear…. give her something to slash her wrists with instead. It’s pink!




Again with the lazy ass people products.

Because yes, cell phones really are too heavy.

Finally, there’s a product I didn’t even know I needed.




My pillowcase is giving me pimples!

When the hell did that start?