Because sometimes you have to look twice.

To me, this looks like strips of wet, tie dyed paper and as such… not the least bit appetizing.

Oh, it’s a healthy vegetable?
Well that explains it.
I’ll try it as soon as I finish my pile of kale.

Hundreds of customers are rarely wrong, but while I like a good massage as much as the next girl?
I’m not using something that looks like my great grandfather’s ballsack.
Just…. no.
This last product isn’t necessarily odd, but it did make me wonder.

Have I been using nail polish made from rendered beef fat all these years?

Ew.
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That’s my takeaway as well.
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Atlantic sea vegetables? There must be some of that washing ashore near you. Maybe you and hubs could harvest your own. It’s like finding free kale.
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Because what could be better than that!
A frontal lobotomy for starters..
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“The operation was a success, she’s eating kale and sipping a seaweed slurpy.”
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Please, just kill me instead.
😳
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The strips looked like seaweed, kind of like life in Korea where I sampled bugs, and unknowns but I was …so naive. I think there is a saying my mom used to say. “God protects the innocent and the fools.”
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It probably is seaweed. I had a vegan friend who used to eat kelp all the time… nasty stuff.
🤢
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Well, I am healthy and now we follow keto…so mama knew best or maybe instinctual. Enjoying your creative blogging!
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Thanks! I’ve always been blessed with good health, but just can’t stick with restrictive diets. No will power I guess.
😉
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I am reminded of one of my former co-workers who I spoke with yesterday. She told me after finding out my age, “Wow, you have taken great care of yourself. You look good” and then reminding me she is 80 years old and interested in a new job!! Got to love her. I thought she thought I was 35 but she did shave 8 years off my age.
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Nothing wrong with that. I’ll take 8 years off any day!
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The main ingredient in perfume is whale blubber, which you can also eat. Notice I said YOU can eat. Damn sure not me, or that algae crap…or Kale. Or turnip greens, or mustard greens….but I can eat spinach in healthy quantities. Thing is, why eat kale when they still grow butter lettuce?
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The only acceptable use for kale is as a replacement for the 3 ply Charmin that’s disappeared from the shelves….
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And I thought I was the only one on earth that was not on the “Eat Kale or your health will go south” diet plan. Replace Charmin? I guess that gives new meaning to “roughage”.
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Ha! Exactly.
🙃
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Dulse looks like red cabbage strips–not bad.
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You can have my share.
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I actually LOVE seaweed but the crispy fried variety, not the sloppy slimy kind.
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Texture is important.
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