I looked out the window the other day and saw something that terrified me.
Don’t laugh.
It was momma red squirrel and she looked…..
Fat.
And since red squirrels don’t get fat?
There can only be one explanation…..
She’s pregnant again.
I looked out the window the other day and saw something that terrified me.
Don’t laugh.
It was momma red squirrel and she looked…..
Fat.
And since red squirrels don’t get fat?
There can only be one explanation…..
She’s pregnant again.
River's world..... 
Lucky you!!
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That wasn’t the first word to come to mind..
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I’m telling you, she’s literally making her army of the Red Squirrel Mafia….lol
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Well I’m not kissing the ring, no matter how big her crew is.
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Girl needs to get another hobby….
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And the slut had to pick my house corner…
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haha!
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Do red squirrels definitely not get fat? Or do we not see the fat ones because squirrel culture is quite judgemental and they’re ashamed to be seen in public?
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Squirrel shaming…?
I almost feel badly.
Almost.
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She must like it there. You should be honored. Don’t be angry with her, she’s eating for 6 or 7.
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I’m not honored.
Nope.
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What you need is a squirrel catapult (a humane, low-powered one, of course). That way, they’d still eat your food and poop on your deck rails, but you’d feel better about it.
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I like it. Pressure sensitive… one wrong move? Wham! Flying squirrel.
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It’s all in the camera angle and lighting! Adds ten pounds.
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And 7 children? Doubtful.
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bait for birds of prey
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If only.
We have hawks, ospreys and bald eagles fly over daily…. and yet the squirrel population thrives.
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Sounds like congratulations are in order. 🙂
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No. They most definitely are not!
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Congratulations!
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Bite me.
And I mean that in the nicest possible way….
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