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I’m still laughing.
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Of course.
Who else could it be?
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Yes sir, I rip that baby off as soon as I hit open air.
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Poor Jersey, it always gets a bum rap.
Not that it doesn’t deserve it.
And hey, I grew up there…. I should know.
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For once I’m glad I never mastered that particular skill.
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See?
It’s hard all over.
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This wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
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Or gin.
Or tequila.
Or rum.
Well, you get the idea.
2020 is all about airgasms. Can’t get enough of it.
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For the first time I’m actually looking forward to cold weather….
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We are in Spring. I dread Summer with a mask on.
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It was awful, I won’t lie.
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Poor burglars 🙁
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Times are tough..
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I stopped drinking but I’ll take that mask! All too funny
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I want one too!
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I really find it comforting to know people still have a sense of humor. Well, most people. Some still take this shit seriously.
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I think it’s possible to take it seriously and have a sense of humor at the same time. Of course, I find the ridiculous in just about everything so maybe I’m not the best person to judge.
😉
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My “bullshit” meter tingles the minute the mainstream media starts pushing it….
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So, if NJ all of a sudden had the Staypuft Marshmallow man AND Godzilla carrying those barbed wire hula hoops walking towards the end of 2020, would it be the end? 🤔
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We can only hope…
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WILL REMOVE MASK FOR WINE may be a trend setter,
But removing Trump for whatever would help much better.
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You don’t have to look very hard for reasons there.
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So funny and true… unfortunately we are still playing with the hula hoop.
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I have plenty of padding on my hips… but still.
😉
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Lol.
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Personally when this is all over I am going to miss all that moaning as people step out into the parking lot. On another note and seriously even we need an ingestion only mask. One that allows for the ingestion of food and beverages and reseals automagically for socially safe conversation at the local watering holes.
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Agreed.
Bar masks for everyone!
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Better watch out–people are moving out of New Jersey and New York in droves and they are heading for MAINE!!
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Tell me about it, we see more and more license plates from that neck of the woods everyday!
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HAHAHA!
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Wearing a mask into a restaurant only to take it off when you sit down is like having a peeing section in the swimming pool.
’nuff said.
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I have an airgasm every time I leave the grocery store…
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You and me both.
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Couldn’t be Newman. He worked for the USPS, so that would be self-sabotage.
Or maybe it IS Newman going postal due to the fear of losing his job.
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He’s probably the one that threw out all the sorting machines as well..
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No doubt. What a bastard.
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