News you can’t use.

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You can’t use it, but read it anyway.

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Now there’s an odd couple I wouldn’t have put together.

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I knew that robin in our backyard looked too happy the other day…

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What?

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Have you priced a decent bra these days? If it can’t hold my girls for more than a year… I’m not buying it.

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I don’t see why not.

My husband had one as a pet when he was a teenager. They’re delightful.

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I think we all know the answer to that.

Not unless there’s fresh tuna involved.

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Nope.

I don’t need to know anything more about testicles than I already do.

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28 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. I had the same thought about bra price vs longevity!!

    Last week, I noticed that the local fancy bra shop has gone out of business. It was a great place, but this economy doesn’t support (hahahaaa) the purchase of fancy bras!

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  2. When my MIL was Mamie’s age she swore up and down the Queen of England had just been to visit her. I think I’d rather “remember” having wild sex with Che. Our raccoons are too big and gnarly looking to be pets!

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  3. I take anything about having to regularly replace clothing uttered by the people making said clothes with a HUGE grain of salt.

    That said, I had a doctor tell me to replace my underwear. It may have been … significantly … more than 5 years old.

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