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The man cave has a pool table.. and will soon be filled with beer.
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So naturally it needs sharp projectiles.
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And a regulation distance marker to stand behind when hurling them.
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Why not the sign we bought after we literally stood on the corner in Winslow Arizona?
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Dart board cabinet installation complete….
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The husband proceeded to kick my ass in our inaugural game.
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Yes, that’s a triple 20 pointer…. twice. But splitting the damn dart?
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No one likes a show off.
And during game number two?
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He did it again.
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Hell, after a toddy or two I’m lucky if I can hit the wall, no less aim for and hit the same spot.
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As evidenced by this shot that stuck in the floor.
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Cheers!
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Heck my aim gets better after a couple of cocktails…..lol.
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I could never get the dart on the board, regardless of what I drank.
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I do alright and hold my own. But it’s more luck than actual skill.
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I’m merely adequate at Darts, with or without drink. The “sport” where demon alcohol actually DOES assist me? Bowling. One or two beverages and I develop stunning strength and accuracy. But three drinks? I tumble off the cliff and become completely useless. Moral of the story? Have me on your team for two games, max. Then trade my ass, pronto.
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I’m that way with the English language. 3 drinks in? I’m a stunning conversationalist. At 4? I mix up phrases. 5? I tend to leave out a few letters. 6? Take me home and put me to bed…. which at that point, I probably can’t spell anymore.
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I used to be in a darts league. I was the weakest link and hit the wall, if not the floor, more than a few times. My suggestion? Put on some of your favorite tunes. Somehow music helps.
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Music was on. I can’t even use that excuse….
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I bought a world map for my wife, and gave her a dart. I said, “Where ever this lands, that’s where I am taking you after this pandemic is over.”
Turns out we are spending two weeks behind the fridge.
OK … it was funny in 1965 ….
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Ha! I didn’t even see that one coming….
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Okay, that sign deserves a copper eagle wall adornment.
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Were you tempted to aim a dart at you-know-what while husband was bending over (third photo)?
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Never. Of course not. No.
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Is there a pinball machine in your future?
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Lord, I hope not.
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Wait!!! Go back to the beginning–the pool table is going to be filled with beer!?!?!?
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I was talking about the fridge… but now that you mention it, I could see it happen.
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This place just gets better and better!
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That’s the plan!
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I’ll be the peanut…um…cheering section!! Just gimme tequila!
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Done!
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He’s Robin Hood without the tights…
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Ha! And thank God for that.
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