Super Bowl food horrors.

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If you’re not familiar with the tradition , every year Google releases a map of the most popular Super Bowl food searches by state.

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Being game day, I’m posting this helpful hint of what not to eat while watching Mahomes take Brady down a peg. Maine clicked in with traditional nachos, but some other states seem to have lost their minds.

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Vermont went a different route. But then again, they usually do.

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Oh, hell no Nebraska.

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This just keeps getting worse.

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Jesus. Do people not know how to snack anymore?

Chia seed at the Super Bowl. WTF!

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15 thoughts on “Super Bowl food horrors.”

  1. Please sit down and pour yourself a stiff drink. Now brace yourself this may not be easy to hear. I am a superbowl agnostic. The game, the commercials, and yes even the foods. However I will gladly pour one for myself and discuss with you the benefits of philosophy fluid. Enjoy the game.

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  2. I don’t know who came up with this map, but I call foul. I can guarantee my neighbors to the west are eating chicken wings and not chia seed coconut milk dessert. I’d bet my life on it!

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  3. Oops ~> typo in your 2nd sentence.

    “Being game day, I’m posting this helpful hint of what not to eat while watching Mahomes take Brady down a peg.”

    That sentence should read “Being game day, I’m posting this helpful hint of what not to eat while watching BRADY take Mahomes down a peg.”

    Woo Hoo! Go Bucs!

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