Of slime and flies.

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Fashion is ephemeral. One day something is trending hot and everyone has to wear it/do it… the next day it’s passé. Here’s hoping this never catches on, because honestly? Eew.

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Sorry, but that just looks like five globs of mucus…. and if I don’t eat the slimy shellfish? I certainly don’t want them on the end of my fingers.

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I added the perfect glass to the man cave bar shelf yesterday. Because I do, to both.

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It’s official, I will be calling our vacuum the rollsuck supreme from now on.

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Yeah, because I need Dudley to stare at me more than he does already . Not!

And speaking of Dudley, for your viewing pleasure here’s a quick clip of him enjoying his latest hobby. Fly catching.

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And while it’s a bit disgusting he insists on eating them? On a positive note, our house will be fly free for the foreseeable future.

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32 thoughts on “Of slime and flies.”

  1. Can we trade out the like button for some that say ‘TMI’, ‘I did not need to see that’, ‘I cannot unsee that!’, and of course ‘put the mouse down and back away from that site !’. Except for the I drink and I know things. That one is very important. Carry on and by that I mean not the roadkill kind.

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  2. … can phlegm nails be afar off? OK … I just like the word … wonder how you get flim from flegum …
    … my problem with drinking and knowing things is that I often tell what I know …
    … got Snookums a new rollsucking device for pet hair. But it doesn’t work on the deep pile in my studio. Rats. Now I have to clean it.
    … I agree with Dudley. It takes a whole lot of teeth to eat a fly.

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  3. My cats have been catching and eating outdoor bugs like crazy lately!!

    I’m ashamed to say that I like the air fresheners!

    Did you ever see the Grace Under Fire episode where she’s abducted by aliens (implied hallucination after exposure to toxic chemicals)? The very very end of the episode has an amusing bit about aliens and vacuums.

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      1. Dang, I can’t find a clip. The alien is asking Grace about her having sex with “this robot” (or something like that). She says it’s a vaccuum. They comment on “all the back and forth.” And then something like, “okay, but why are you doing it upside down?” It old humor but they do it well with expressions/body language.

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  4. Those nails. Ewww. Imagine the checker at the grocery store sporting those. I am allergic to cats, but I do hate flies getting in the house so now I’m disappointed all over again about my allergy. I do love that bar glass. So funny.

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