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What have I done during the pandemic that can be considered constructive? Well… I’ve gained weight, tore the meniscus and damaged the MCL in my right knee, gained more weight, adopted a cat and drank my skyrocketing weight in alcohol. What haven’t I done?
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I haven’t written and published a cookbook with a lizard.
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But this woman did.
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And I think I’m going to have to buy it.
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River's world..... 
A better cookbook would be a collaboration between you and THE LORD!!!
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But I keep pushing him off the kitchen counters…. it would be a step backward in his training.
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I think you can get Sir Dudley to help make something in the kitchen, it be a great collaboration!
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Probably. But cats are so over used. What I need is a wombat cookbook….
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What I don’t know about cooking would fill a lizard’s gizzard (assuming a lizard has a gizzard), so if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll go into the kitchen and cheer on my better half while she cooks our supper. I may even set the table while I’m waiting — after all, I might as well make myself useful as long as I’m standing there).
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I’ve been married for 37 years. In all those years my husband has cooked me one meal. One. It was so horrible I’m still not ready to let him try again..
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I bet he messed it up on purpose . . . a ploy to prevent future requests. 😆
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If so, kudos to him. It worked!
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That’s disturbing.
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But cute…. the best kind of disturbing.
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Not the word I would use but sure… cute… scaly, cold-blooded creepy-ass lizard.
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Creepy ass cute is my wheelhouse.
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I love it. It’s the perfect crappy Christmas gift!
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There you go !
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I think you should do a cookbook featuring your favorite squirrel.
Possible titles: “Nuts To You” . . . “My Maine Squeeze” . . . “Sammy’s Succulents”
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If I do a red squirrel cookbook? It’s going to be squirrel fricassee and the photos won’t be as cute.
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Actually if YOU do a cookbook, it needs to be a collection of recipes for cocktails with photos of your Barn Bar.
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That could work. And photo ops with the woodchucks and skunks who live underneath it.
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Yes! Include everyone . . . the turkeys, the squirrels, the birds, the woodchucks, the skunks . . . and Lord Mountcatten!
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LOL
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How cute is he!
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Absolutely charming!
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