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I sincerely hope World War III isn’t around the corner because I’m going to look pretty silly standing on the front line waving a bag of catnip.
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Unless I’m facing a feline army. Then? I’m going to cut years off the conflict and save thousands of lives.
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River's world..... 
I bought a romance novel online. I guess I’ll be beating people over the head with my imaginary book.
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With love. You’ll beat them with love…
👍
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Because love conquers all…
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My husband has been on the bio for years, and he’s putty in my hands.
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LOL. BIO should say “nip”.
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And I will toss pistachios with wild abandon.
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If WWIII is fought against squirrels…. which is a distinct possibility at my house…. your victory is assured.
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Death by Squirrels would be a great name for a band.
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I prefer Dead Red, but okay.
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By the way, the bird died.
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I knew it! And damn you for telling me…
😳
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Does it help that I cried…almost?
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No.
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Nip for husbands? Why didn’t I know this was possible….
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If only all of my inventions could be marketed!
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Well, since all of Amazon’s nunchucks are foam rubber, I’ve gotta go with a hunting knife…
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I prefer to think of you charging into battle with foam rubber nunchucks.
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I’m one of the few who can use the real ones without hurting myself…
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I shall battle mine enemies with a book. Either using the information in one to belittle them OR to hit them over the head with it. Their choice
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A ruthless belittling will stop even the most vicious foe….
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I stand a better chance of victory–I just ordered ‘see-through plastic covers’ for my vaccine record!!!
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Ha! I suppose if you got close enough, you could smother the enemy with those…
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Um…….I’ll be beating (literally) people with a marble pastry roller……YYYAAASSS!!
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Not bad. At least you can dent some heads.
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Jeans. But then worn correctly…….
BAM!
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I suppose some women can kill with a pair of jeans, but not me. Not for many years anyway.
😉
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Well, going into battle with a 4 port USB to USB hub sounds…underwhelming. Guess I’m dead.
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Unless someone needs to charge their Sat phone to call in an air strike. Then you’re golden.
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I seriously wanted to eat, but I guess I will be throwing food and bottles of water at them.. especially, N entire bag of potatoes.
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Potatoes would make great projectiles if hurled with enough force.
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I am fighting my next battle with a replacement power cord for our power recliner. I guess if I plug it in I can use electricity to fight.
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Or use it as a whip. The plug on the end could take out an eye or two.
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A Scrub Daddy sponge. I’m screwed.
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Yeah, you are.
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Whatever weapon it is going to be horrifically interesting.
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