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Question: Does Lord Dudley Mountcatten need to travel around the block like a little astronaut?
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Answer: He most definitely does not.
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Jesus wept. Somewhere, someone thought this was a good idea.
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Albino broccoli? I can see that….
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I’m over the abundance of rude license plates you see on the roads these days. They’re not funny, just rude.
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You know you haven’t been drinking enough barn cocktails when you reach for some fruit… but find you could harvest penicillin instead.
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I think identifying these as “American” is overkill.
As if any other country would do this….
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I’m not into broccoli (albino or otherwise), but I do like the ‘principle’ that “it never asked to be….”None of us, from humans on down (or up), asked to be what we are. That’s why I don’t kill even the most insignificant insects (except those harmful to us, like mosquitos and flies).
Pardon the pun-free comment, but I thought I’d give you a ‘break’ for a change.
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I love broccoli, but not it’s albino cousin. And don’t get me started on cauliflower pizza crust…. that’s a pure abomination no matter how you slice it.
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When did your fis ask to go for a walk? What if you’re scaring the crap out of him?
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I have no doubt it scares the crap out of cats. Look at that poor kitty on the right.
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In Iowa, a license plate like that would NOT go through. Even ones that are not intentionally rude but look bad are not made. When you want a vanity plate, you must give them three choices and explain exactly what each one means.
There’s not much that shocks me but that plate would make me want to ram him.
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Maine used to have that rule. I’m not sure what happened or how this one slipped through…
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I’m amazed a license plate like that got made. You cannot get away with that in Canada.
I would totally buy one of those Born to Be Wild beer can chicken stands, if I had a BBQ.
Deb
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Apparently anything goes in the States these days.
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It’s stupid, that license plate, not to mention embarrassing. The dude has a fucking Saturn! 😝🤣
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Maybe that’s why he has to curse everyone out. It’s self defense…
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The motorcycle chicken could use the back carrier!!!
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I guess I’m the only one that likes the license plate. I might actually get a vanity plate if I could get something like that. Unfortunately, my state does not allow that, either. 😢
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Well, Maine isn’t supposed to allow it either so I guess you could try.
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And you know you are getting tired when a picture of that penicillin looks like a cat face. Lol
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It might be time to go to bed, yes.
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Everything I view I see in our future dumps. And I wonder what thoughts would run through the minds of those that discover our “advanced” inventions. 🤨😢😫
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If any of this crap survives, future generations will scratch their heads.
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Yeppers!
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*Slides under her desk in a helpless pile of giggles*
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I asked the cats and all of them said NO to the astronaut carrier.
A fish carrier? Well, that sounds reasonable. Right?
I’m not a fan of rude bumper stickers or vanity plates. I have. feeling that might just be an American thing too.
No mold for the critters and the cooked/propped chickens just seems wasteful. Right?
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The cooked/propped chicken just seems ridiculous to me. Any cook worth their salt knows the only thing you prop a chicken on is a beer can. Geesh, amateurs.
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Exactly
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I’ve had a cauliflower salad and a broccoli salad (not by choice) and I have to say, some things are just not meant to be.
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I love broccoli salad. Make mine with cheese and bacon. What’s not to like!
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🤔 the bloating and gaseous emissions. Yep, definitely not interested.
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