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Question: Does Lord Dudley Mountcatten need to travel around the block like a little astronaut?
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Answer: He most definitely does not.
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Jesus wept. Somewhere, someone thought this was a good idea.
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Albino broccoli? I can see that….
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I’m over the abundance of rude license plates you see on the roads these days. They’re not funny, just rude.
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You know you haven’t been drinking enough barn cocktails when you reach for some fruit… but find you could harvest penicillin instead.
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I think identifying these as “American” is overkill.
As if any other country would do this….
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