I wish I could tell you they’re kidding.

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I never know whether to believe some of the ridiculous ads they have on Facebook. But sadly, this one is real.

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Yes, everyone farts, but that doesn’t mean you need to build a business around the fact.

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I can get it in the Cracked Rat color? Well, okay then.

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Farts not included? Ha. Good one.

Not.

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Good grief, do people actually think that’s funny?

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Fair questions, all.

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So I’m going to buy a fart blanket that doesn’t absorb farts? There’s a brilliant marketing strategy.

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27 thoughts on “I wish I could tell you they’re kidding.”

  1. Is it too late to got back to the dinner table comments post ? This post about post farting odors is objectionable on several levels. I await a ‘fresh’ fresh topic. Or at least a breeze.

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  2. My MIL is notorious for letting off fluff bombs with no care but is all hoity-toity about manners. I think this would be a great Christmas present for her 🤮

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