Tag Archives: fart

I wish I could tell you they’re kidding.

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I never know whether to believe some of the ridiculous ads they have on Facebook. But sadly, this one is real.

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Yes, everyone farts, but that doesn’t mean you need to build a business around the fact.

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I can get it in the Cracked Rat color? Well, okay then.

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Farts not included? Ha. Good one.

Not.

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Good grief, do people actually think that’s funny?

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Fair questions, all.

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So I’m going to buy a fart blanket that doesn’t absorb farts? There’s a brilliant marketing strategy.

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Things that made me chuckle today.

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I don’t know if this is true…

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But I’m really hoping it is.

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Baby Yoda cocktails? Fabulous. Telling me about them and not posting a recipe? Cruel.

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And since we’ve all had enough of the last election horror show?

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Wilbur is pretty stinking cute. And when’s the last time you said that about a presidential candidate?

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Poop cookies.

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Admit it, you know someone who deserves a dozen or so of those.

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Because my readers are a high class bunch.

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A new follower is always a lovely thing.

Unless it’s a bot, a business or one of those endless fake blogs I zap on a daily basis.

Last week?

A new follower of the utmost distinction joined my list. There he is, right at the top.

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Yes, The World’s Best Farter has joined our ranks. I’m not sure whether to be flattered or disturbed, but welcome Mr. Farter.

Pull up a chair.

Preferably over there, in the far corner.

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Now admit it…

You’re jealous he found me first.

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