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Miniaturized weaponry?
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Sure, what could go wrong. And advertised for use in school? Even better… though something tells me the teachers Union might not be on board.
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Chin fat? Even if I had it, I doubt I’d be wearing this chamber of horrors device. Why does that woman look happy wearing what amounts to a facial fireplace….
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Good grief. I get enough animal bites from an annoyed Lord Dudley Mountcatten, I don’t need ear nibbling Tyrannosauruses.
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I WANT THOSE EARRINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They’re too “cutesy” for me, but okay.
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At first I thought those earrings were dangles which would’ve been cute in a dog-eat-dog kind of way. On second thought, send them to Boo! Hehehe! Mona
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I WANT THOSE EARRINGS!!!
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I heard you the first time. Geesh.
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Okay those earrings are adorbs!! But ummm….I would be careful on the info about the toothpick crossbows are available for purchase. That Red Squirrel bitch from hell might get her tiny paws on one.
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Oh crap… I never thought of that. The last thing that bitch needs is armament!
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The tiny crossbow is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
The earrings are dumb.
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It’s all innocent fun until someone loses an eye from a tiny arrow. Ouch!
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I forgot about the thing in the middle. That’s probably an ER visit for 2nd or 3rd degree burns.
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No doubt!
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The one in the middle makes me think of The Princess Bride… 🤔
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If I wore jewelry, I’d get cat versions of the earrings!
The chin thing appears to be UV or low level laser… those are protective glasses she’s wearing. I don’t understand the clunky headgear… makes more sense as a flash-then-reposition type device.
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Either way, heat or laser? I don’t want it strapped on my head!
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If I were a kid in school, I would be getting suspended for bringing that toothpick crossbow in – I would absolutely want one.
Do the earrings come in Red Squirrel?
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If they don’t? They should….
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One can only imagine how much power those crossbows would have.
A Red Rider BB Gun might do some damage – “these”… I think not.
*of course there is the size difference to take into consideration too*
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Never doubt the power of small things if aimed properly. Example? Mosquitoes. Need I say more…
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They may as well have added “Aim for the eyes” on the crossbow ad. Seriously, NO!
The earrings? I really don’t need an animal eating my ear.
Not going near the chin thing.
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No good can come from fingertip arrows. Nope.
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If there’s a red squirrel pair of those earrings, I’d buy them for you! Then you could shoot me all you want with toothpicks…
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I’d have to.
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