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I have a gift. It’s not a gift I wanted or asked for, but it’s mine all the same.
My gift?
It’s finding the most ludicrous news stories on the planet. … like this one.
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No need to reach for your glasses, you read that correctly.
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A vagina beauty contest? Of course a sex toy manufacturer came up with that. I would expect no less.
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Modesty is so important. No one needs this trophy shoved in their face at a cocktail party.
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There’s so much to unpack there, I can’t even…
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There are factories full of stock vaginas? Why didn’t I know this!
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Let that one sink in for a moment. 182 women voluntarily sent in pictures of their hoohaa… to be voted on.
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Talk about fear of not measuring up. And here I thought that was just men.
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Modest, yes.
But come on…. if she didn’t think she could win, she wouldn’t have entered!
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River's world..... 
I’d hate to be a janitor at that stock vagina factory.
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And the night shift? It doesn’t bear thinking about.
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What th-? I don’t even…
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I know. It left me a bit speechless as well….
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😳😂
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Prima facie case for abolishing the internet.
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But it gives me so much blog fodder….
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I just can even……this is the epitome of ridiculousness.
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In other words …. perfect for my blog.
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Uh huh. I see– well, actually I don’t want to see. Ain’t it a grand time to be alive?
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If you say so.
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I am no vagina maven, but I have seen a fair number over the decades. Quite frankly, I would be hard put to identify someone if all I had was a picture their hoohaa …
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When you’ve seen one….
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Not going to click the NSFW link. Not going to click the NSFW link. Not going to click the NSFW link…
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I googled (new the link wouldn’t work). Meh… it’s a vajayjay.
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No, they never work because I just take screen shots of the articles from my phone.
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The link doesn’t work as it’s just a screenshot…. but I’ll give you an A for restraint.
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Doesn’t mean I won’t go clicking at home!
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At your own peril sir.
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I wonder if Monistat-7 can get rid of the fungus?
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I had a major hangup about my naughty bits. I got over it by posing for a VERY closeup nude painting.
I wonder how many men vs women voted.
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That’s probably a little bit too much information.
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It gets better!! From the site “We will use 3D scanning to replicate the winning vaginas!”
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A spout for every tea pot I suppose.
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Okay Lady, you NEED to take a LONG vacation from the Internet!!!
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But… wouldn’t you miss me?
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What if it wasn’t a legit contest? They have a pic of your hoohaa and your contact details…
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Not mine!
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That’s what you say, but how would anyone know…
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You’ll just have to take my word on this.
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