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Gather round boys and girls…. September’s Cosmo, aka the worst gift subscription ever, is here.
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On first glance I thought maybe, just maybe…. I could flip through it without being stunned this month.
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Yeah.
No such luck. And as I’ve said before, I’m no prude… but the in your face sexual content of this magazine never fails to surprise me.
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Greatest sex position. Wouldn’t that be a personal choice?
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Not according to Cosmopolitan.
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And… apologies, but I’m not going to discuss the Venus butterfly technique. Cosmo did, so if you’re curious, get your own friend to give you a year’s worth of this trash.
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The “Venus Butterfly” position is older than I am and that’s old!!!
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There’s nothing new under the sun.
Or you apparently.
😉
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I’m amazed too (and also no prude). Cosmo makes Playboy look downright tame. Sheesh…
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It’s crazy. And pretty much all out there…
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I have to disagree with you. I believe ‘In Style’ is the worst magazine around, unless you are an African-American. Then, you might like it.
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While I’ve never flipped through that magazine, I have a hard time believing anything could be worse than Cosmo.
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Depends on what you mean by “Worse.”. Article content, Racist slant, etc..
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Now I have to google the damn position just so I can disagree.
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That’s the spirit!
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I did this, and found a site with 2 pictures – one was a chilli on a lemon, and a finger in a sliced roast. I’m cackling somewhat maniacally as I write this.
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Far better than the sex act! And, for me, more men would agree to it!!
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I think I might need more guidance with those explanations.
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You saw the word HAIR, and you just had to know
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Good hair days are hard to find.
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So I must point out that, if that is indeed YOUR thumb (and not a hand model’s), you are already into the snoods! Was that awkwafina?
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It is my thumb, but the only snood I know is a hair covering.
And yes, that’s her.
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Oh dear lort again?!? This magazine (if that’s indeed what this is) needs to come in a brown wrapper…..fml.
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They keep the goodies well hidden.
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Remember Multiply?? I heard about those wedges from a pastors wife and she was quite detailed in her descriptions. And WHERE to go for a motel to find one.
*gasp*
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I do! I always liked Multiply and had a great group of friends there. As for the pastor’s wife’s wedge…
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I know RIGHT???
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