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I haven’t clicked on any ridiculous ads in months, I swear.
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But glow in the dark owl undies are still popping up.
As are Ball Hammocks.
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I assure you, I’m not.
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Please….
Make it stop.
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Well said Shana.
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Ugh.
It’s enough to make me quit social media altogether.
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River's world..... 
Skivvies, defecation and oral sex? We’re going to have to give you a time-out!
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Technically not oral sex… it’s a gynecological exam. But I take your point.
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And we thought asking Clinton “boxers or briefs?” Was over the line…
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Ah, the good old days….
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Does it ever smell like nothing? I think not.
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I refuse to comment on the grounds that it ..
Oh, hell. I just refuse to comment.
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Even though … adjustments … are sometimes required, “scrotal serenity” is a term that would have never crossed my mind and I think I need some brain bleach now that I have seen it! LOL
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Scrotal serenity. You have to wonder what they pay Madison Avenue exec who came up with that.
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I do not need my underwear to make a statement. I just need it to cover and protect. Purple makes a statement that I want no part of.
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But having a flashlight in your pants might come in handy.
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At my age, anything in my undies already knows the way, no GPS required.
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So if you combine the two is glow in the dark serenity a possibility ? Asking for a friend who wants to know if they are weggie proof….
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That might be worth investigating. I’ll leave you to it. .
😉
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How are the Chips guilt free? Don’t they have fiber?
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I didn’t ask.
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“It’s enough to make me quit social media altogether. ” And then what would you do in-between Margarita sips??
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Slice limes…. ?
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Whatever happened to just wearing good old beige granny undies?!
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Perhaps grannies want to glow in the dark now…?
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I’m with masercot, go, time out now!
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Should I stand in the corner?
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😂
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