Home Depot horror.

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The husband plans on stripping another section of our leaking roof this weekend and wanted me to go on the Home Depot website to check on shingles. As I brought up the site on my phone, Lord Dudley jumped on my lap and screwed up my search.

What he chose was beyond disturbing.

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What the utter Hell?

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I’ve always disliked lawn “art” and garden gnomes are at the top of that list …. but a naked, beer swilling elf named Otto?

I can’t even.

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35 thoughts on “Home Depot horror.”

  1. Despite the fact 95% of men in European-based cultures seem to be beer-swilling fatsicles, I really resent the implication that all men are that way. I have not had an ounce of beer pass through my lips is at least 40 years, and not because I am a recovering alcoholic. I just think it tastes like shit!

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  2. And that is just one of the 5,354 reasons I want to get just the top of several pointy little caps and scattered them in the garden. So when people ask “What are those ?” I can say “I think I planted my gnomes too deep.”

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