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Skeleton bikinis and a naughty woodchuck.

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As seen down the road from our house.

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This giant skeleton was installed last Halloween and has been making me laugh every holiday and season since.

He was a pilgrim for Thanksgiving, Santa for Christmas, Cupid for Valentines Day, and a very large leprechaun for St Patrick’s Day, For Easter he wore colossal bunny ears and now that summer is near?

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Someone sewed him (her?) a seriously plus sized bikini.

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Proof positive tequila and online bumper sticker shopping are not a good mix.

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Momma Chuck.

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She takes her carrots seriously.

And speaking of chucks, we noticed our grill cover had been looking a little worse for wear…

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We have hellacious wind here and if it’s not tied down? It’s going to blow. If it is tied down? It’s going to flap.

So we figured this cover had seen one too many N’Or Easters over the winter.

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Until….

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Damn.

Stealing the seat cushion off the barn porch clearly wasn’t enough nesting material this year.

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26 thoughts on “Skeleton bikinis and a naughty woodchuck.”

  3. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think the back window of a car is for seeing out of.

    It’s a good thing you don’t have a dog door or you’d have critters taking beers out of your fridge and helping themselves to snacks.

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    1. My first thought when seeing those stickers in the back window is that it couldn’t be legal. Talk about an obstructed view.
      And yes, we used to think about putting in a cat door but realized more critters would be coming in than were going out.
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  5. That skeleton has a serious plus sized bikini on! I had a squirrel running back and forth across the backyard with white fuzz. I finally pulled the cover off a chaise lounge and discovered a monster hole in a cushion. I guess he was feathering his nest, too. I dragged both chaise lounges down to the curb for our monthly bulk pickup. I tried to order new cushions but it’s a “chaise and a half” and I couldn’t order the correct size. Then I was surprised that somebody helped themselves to the chaises before bulk pickup arrived! I ordered regular sized ones from Costco.

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  8. Talk about nature’s scavengers!

    There’s a house down the street that does the year-round skeleton thing, but they’re just hanging out on the porch. Tara suggested we keep ours out too and dress them up for each holiday. It’s a tempting thought.

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  10. Nothing is safe from the ‘chucks!

    I am not a fan of bumper stickers, and that car is over-the-top!

    I have a different thought process about the giant skeleton. At our last house, I had to drive past one every day, and I groaned seeing the darn thing. I found it really tacky, unless it was actually Halloween.

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