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With Thanksgiving right around the bend, my mind naturally turns to food. Visions of a glistening, perfectly roasted, juicy bird take center stage… and I can guarantee you it’s not this kind.
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A plant based turkey?
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An already stuffed with God knows what plant based turkey?
Not on my holiday table.
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Backyard color.
(Disclaimer-this pic was taken before the N’Or Easter. The wind stripped her bare)
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But yes, the burning bushes are burning.
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I have to ask… wouldn’t duct tape work just as well?
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten doesn’t care.
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I’ve always found this to be true.
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River's world..... 
Notice that the wrappers don’t say “Tastes like Turkey!” or “Tastes like Beef!”. They likely taste a bit like cabbage and spices …
Boob tape has been around for awhile. Back when I wanted to be a photographer, and before eating regularly became a priority, we moved and shaped boobies with tape quite frequently. Don’t know about comfort in women, but it sure as hell looks like a miserable way to round the girls up …
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You moved boobies for a living? Interesting….
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… we didn’t move ’em very far, and used either painters tape or gaffers tape. Skinny models didn’t have enough … uh … shape to hold plunging necklines or other ‘drapes’. Had to cut pubic hair too to keep it out of the shot. That was before the totally nude era. Once I had to tape up a “cheek” that was peaking out of a pair of shorts ….
It was a very casual environment …
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I’m not quite sure how to respond to that.
Well done…?
Good for you…?
It makes the phrase “I had a hard day at the office” a rather disturbing visual.
😉
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Oddly, I wasn’t titillated much while working.
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Plant based is chemical laden to MAKE it taste like………..whatever. NEVER in my life will I eat that crap.
You can, however, send me some boob tape please.
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It’s very simple, if I want something to taste like turkey? I’ll eat turkey.
As for the boob lifter, check your shed for duct tape.
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LOL!
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Beautiful backyard color. Alcohol is the answer more often than not, in my experience.
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And when it comes to family laden Thanksgivings? Alcohol is required.
😳
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Just an FYI, duct tape does work, very well actually…..yeah, don’t ask. And plant based turkey? Oh the horror, seriously why? Ugh
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I’m not asking.
Nope. Not me.
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While I enjoy my Vegetarian Thanksgivings, I wouldn’t want it to taste like Turkey since I don’t eat it, anyway.
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Embrace your veggies, I’m all for that. But tofurkey? No.
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Does the veggy turkey make one want to sleep afterwards ? Otherwise it would not be Thanksgiving sleeping through that second football game. As for boobie tape I have heard of Two Men and a Truck, up until now I had not heard of two boobies and duct tape. Though it does lend to the argument that duct tape holds the universe together.
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No tryptophan in a plant based bird, so you can place that second game bet with your neighborhood bookie. As for the duct tape, they need to update the book. 1002 uses.
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As a plants rights activist, I find that turkey offensive. I’m going to get my picket signs made from 100% animal based products** and protest this atrocity!
**No squirrels were harmed in the making of my protest signs
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I knew I heard that trampled on fern scream last week.
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If a person is going to be anti-meat, they should just embrace that 100%: Eat your kale and shut up.
I am not sticking duct tape anywhere near my girls. Ouch!
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Ha! I’m envisioning a turkey made entirely of kale ….
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🤮
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Not on my table either. Or within five miles of my house.
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Make it ten. That thing is even worse than fruitcake.
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And that’s saying a lot!
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