More random nonsense.

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With Thanksgiving right around the bend, my mind naturally turns to food. Visions of a glistening, perfectly roasted, juicy bird take center stage… and I can guarantee you it’s not this kind.

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A plant based turkey?

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An already stuffed with God knows what plant based turkey?

Not on my holiday table.

🤢

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Backyard color.

(Disclaimer-this pic was taken before the N’Or Easter. The wind stripped her bare)

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But yes, the burning bushes are burning.

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I have to ask… wouldn’t duct tape work just as well?

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Lord Dudley Mountcatten doesn’t care.

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I’ve always found this to be true.

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24 thoughts on “More random nonsense.”

  1. Notice that the wrappers don’t say “Tastes like Turkey!” or “Tastes like Beef!”. They likely taste a bit like cabbage and spices …

    Boob tape has been around for awhile. Back when I wanted to be a photographer, and before eating regularly became a priority, we moved and shaped boobies with tape quite frequently. Don’t know about comfort in women, but it sure as hell looks like a miserable way to round the girls up …

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      1. … we didn’t move ’em very far, and used either painters tape or gaffers tape. Skinny models didn’t have enough … uh … shape to hold plunging necklines or other ‘drapes’. Had to cut pubic hair too to keep it out of the shot. That was before the totally nude era. Once I had to tape up a “cheek” that was peaking out of a pair of shorts ….
        It was a very casual environment …

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  2. Does the veggy turkey make one want to sleep afterwards ? Otherwise it would not be Thanksgiving sleeping through that second football game. As for boobie tape I have heard of Two Men and a Truck, up until now I had not heard of two boobies and duct tape. Though it does lend to the argument that duct tape holds the universe together.

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  3. As a plants rights activist, I find that turkey offensive. I’m going to get my picket signs made from 100% animal based products** and protest this atrocity!

    **No squirrels were harmed in the making of my protest signs

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