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Or not.
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Though you have to admit, they could come in handy.
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No. No one needs that.
And the rest of us don’t need to see it.
Ever.
Trust me on this.
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Personally, I’d love to see one of these on every dining table in America. Remember when we had actual conversations during meals ? Hard to believe, but yes…. we did it face to face, not screen to screen.
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What the…
What?
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River's world..... 
Some people have too much time on their hands, and they think they have what it takes to create. When “we used to talk to each other,” our friends and relatives would help us stay grounded. And while I think the ability to Imagine is a great thing, these people need to have their imaginations put in the jail cell, along with their cell phones!
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That phone jail thingy? I could sell those by the gross to teachers around the world. That Chipfinger thing sure looks like a crooks way to not leave any fingerprints, or touch DNA. That “male” swimsuit is just another lean to gender neutrality, mostly.
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I love the phone jail. Every home, office, restaurants and classroom should be equipped.
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Cell phone jail yes, Thanos one piece mens swimsuit, no.
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I’m all for putting that swimsuit in jail. Solitary confinement.
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I think I saw the Ostrich Pillow on someone in the ER Waiting Room. I wonder if it would help my headaches.
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It’s entirely too bizarre for me.
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A smile so creepy that nobody will notice your Photoshop touched up junk….
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I didn’t!
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I have to admit the ostrich pillow is so appealing. Not that I would want anyone else to see me wearing it.
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But if you buy one, you’re required to take a picture of yourself wearing it and post it here.
😉
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My male ego couldn’t take the abuse of wearing that hideous swimsuit. It would pull up stakes and leave …
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As well it should.
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I have the ostrich pillow! Bought as a joke and have used it that way several times. The holes on the side
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…are for putting arms in, then you face down on a desk… bottom pic here: https://leendadll.wordpress.com/2021/11/03/office-siesta/
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Did you see this one: https://leendadll.wordpress.com/2021/09/23/for-rivergirl-2/
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I hadn’t. But it’s perfect!!
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It makes me laugh every time I see it!!
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So what’s the pillow price????
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I wasn’t interested enough to find out.
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$18-$130… knock off vs original. I think I paid about $10 on Wish.
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Now what was it Dorthy said when she was desperate to get back to Kansas ?
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Google “ostrich pillow loop”!!!
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I’m almost afraid to….
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That “Ostrich Pillow” might be better marketed as a Covid Mask for dummies.
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Ha!
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The chip finger cover makes no sense. Licking your fingers clean of cheesy puff residue is part of the experience!
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I suppose you can lick rubber fingertips as well…
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Ewww.
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Chip fingers. I use chopsticks. Makes it more fun.
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Yeeeaah. Nup.
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I think ostrich pillow head guy needs cheesy fingers for his feet…or he needs a liver transplant…those are some pretty orange feet!
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I’m hoping those are socks…
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Somehow I don’t think so…but if it helps, go for it!!
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