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I knew when I clicked that stupid disembodied nostril Duluth Trading Company ad for underwear the other day I would regret it. I knew it… and I did it anyway for the sake of a blog laugh.
Now, I pay the price.
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Yes, the algorithms have kicked in with a vengeance.
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I know that particular item is meant for your shoes to provide traction in the snow, but admit it. You visualized the same kinky S&M corset I did on first glance too … right?
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Unless you need a gift for Tiny Tim’s grandson, I can find no reasonable explanation for that product.
And finally after all those bombs, I saw something I would actually consider buying.
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A chicken flicker.
It’s like darts, with poultry. Perfect!
I was picturing hours of slightly intoxicated fun in the man cave and then…
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Way to go Duluth.
Teasing a girl with competitive chicken tossing and then not delivering is just cruel.
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River's world..... 
After all that intrepid internet exploring you must be exhausted. Pour three fingers and relax.
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Don’t mind if I do.
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I have a pair of the ice cleats but the rubber bits are orange so they aren’t as sexy. Cathy has a ukulele, a really nice one, that she doesn’t play. The kit was interesting to me but I doubt it would motivate her all that much. She’s got a lot going on.
Duluth trading company commercials absolutely slay me. Fat old white dudes, even animated ones, starring in commercials just warm my heart. Except for Wilford Brimley. I have diabeetus and I still haven’t found the joy in a grumpy preachy old grandpa riding my ass to check my blood sugar.
Flickin’ chicken looks like an Archie McPhee item. If you don’t have one of their catalogs, get one. Your bathroom will never be the same.
Good post, thanks.
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My husband loves their commercials but I have to say when they finally opened a store up here, it was a trifle disappointing.
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Sorry to hear that, it looks like high quality stuff.
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I live in Maine, land of LL Bean. They tax you extra if your brand loyalty waivers.
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I’m a big fat Bean head myself. Flannel shirts, flannel sheets, if it’s flannel, that’s where I get it. I really want one of those wool Hudson’s Bay blankets. Probably warm, definitely stylish.
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I’m not a huge wool fan, but they’re very popular.
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Anything from this site is highly overpriced. But those algorithms though, what the hell!?
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I think I’m cursed from here on in..
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Sure look like a Black Friday page for Spencer’s Gifts, found at most local malls.
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Spencer’s has some interesting things.
I have a friend that would probably like the Chicken Fling . As for the Ukelele? Might keep someone busy for a bit.
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I made my own ukelele but I overfed it and it grew into a guitar…
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Better cut back on the snacks, it might be on its way to a cello.
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Never heard of Duluth Trading, but it sounds like another K-Tel from the 70s. (Did you guys have K-Tel down there? You’re lucky if you’ve never heard of it!) I actually knew the guys who ran that company. They got rich on the world’s worst-ever product ideas. They laughed all the way to their Swiss banks.
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I seem to remember something like that. Ginsu knives. It dices, it slices, it cleans your fish….
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Imagine thousands of products like that. Yuck!
I see Duluth Trading is supposed to be a clothing company. I guess the ukele is to be worn when getting out of the shower in public?
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Interesting alternative use….
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I’ve been inside a physical Duluth Trading store, but there was nary a chicken flinger to be found. Nor a kinky corset.
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That’s what I mean. Very disappointing.
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I actually like DT. But those ads? Not so much.
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