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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This year’s squirrels are absolute porkers!
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Check out this Jabba the Hutt wannabe hanging out on our driveway the other day.
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That’s some seriously impressive girth.
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And as a friend commented on my Facebook page…
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Good Lord you have lazy squirrels! Here by work they LOVE to take the power out! Shock therapy apparently keeps them svelte.
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Ours are too busy eating.
😉
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I wonder if they know something that we don’t!!
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Let’s hope not.
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Our squirrels have the look of emaciated fashion models, but yours are definitely full-figured gals. My goodness
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Every. Single. One!
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My mind had already wandered into how she probably said something about how easy it would be to just back the car up a little.
Her comment is (obviously) better.
But you must admit that Squirrel Splatter would be a great name for a band.
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We suddenly have a red squirrel living near our birdfeeder. He has been here every day since our first snowfall about a month ago. The funny thing is, in 14 years of living here we have never seen a a squirrel, not even BEFORE the big wildfire of 2019. Where did he or she come from, and why our birdfeeder? But he is still quite svelte. Comparatively speaking, and giving for 12 or so degrees of latitude, your winter will probably be worse than ours. And our snow is already more than a foot deep!
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We’ve only had a dusting , it’s been too warm.
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Minus 26 Celcius here last night. 15 below Fahrenheit! Wanna trade homes for 3 or 4 months?
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Hmm, let me think.
No!
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It would help your hubby grow hair on his…
Face!
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Nice save…
😉
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All good tongue-in-cheek.
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So to speak…
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Mmmm. Maybe a long hard winter in New England?
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Could be…
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I’m taking a cue from your squirrels and putting on some extra fat in anticipation of a long, cold winter here in Vermont 🙂
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If you’re half as cute… why not?
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Mrs. Squirrel is getting her army ready—watch out!! (She has been getting advise from Florida’s governor!!!) https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/the-florida-state-guard-was-a-world-war-ii-era-defense-force-here-s-why-gov-desantis-wants-to-revive-it/ar-AARrnBG?ocid=uxbndlbing
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I knew momma red was a Republican!
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Holy Phat Squirrel Batman! Seriously, what the hell is going on? They definitely are some porkers for sure 🤣😝
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Well, we do provide a nice buffet….
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What a delight!
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They’re fun to watch.
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If one of your trees tips over during the winter, his nest is probably somewhere in it.
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Imagine if the whole family lives in our woods. They could clear the whole forest…
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We have a couple who can’t squeeze through the fence.
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Makes me wonder what winter is going to be like. They are definitely bulking up for something.
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That’s my excuse …
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