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It may be a new year, but some things aren’t changing.
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The answers on Facebook were way funnier than what I came up with so here you go…
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Alaska shrinkage is most assuredly a thing.
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And that’s the type of wood you definitely don’t want to chop.
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Ouch!!!
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Thankful to be a woman for this one.
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There’s casual… and then there’s casual.
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Alcohol. It says everything is a good idea.
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River's world..... 
Frying eggs in bacon grease. Yeah yeah it’s good, but try to restrain yourself. It’ll still be there after you get dressed.
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This was my first choice!
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I know, right? At the very least, wear an apron.
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Good advice.
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My second choice? Never argue with your spouse when naked.
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Agreed. No good can come from that….
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I read this and the wisdom of it just shook the air…BWOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGG.
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If you’re naked? Be careful what gong you’re ringing…
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I’m not ringing the gong, it would be ringing for me. Charles Nelson Reilly would gong my fat ass.
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Ah, okay. Not a mental image I needed… but I gotcha.
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Sorry about that.
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Ice skating.
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Cold temperatures, ice and sharp blades. Definitely things to avoid while naked.
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While standing in a court docket, unless the court is being held at a nudist camp.
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But if the judge loses his gavel…..
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If male, while judging a beauty contest. If female, while watching Chippendales!
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Sit on vinyl car seats in August …
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Been there.
In shorts…
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Walking around in a house naked when said person doesn’t have curtains and other neighbors can see in from across the street……NOT A SOMETHING ONE CAN UNSEE….🙄
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Naked neighbors is just wrong.
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Run out to grab the paper because you’re sure everybody’s NOT asleep.
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That’s even worse!
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Exercises if you have no curtains. Sit-ups, Leg Lifts, Squats.. You might just get an unwanted audience at your window.
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Naked yoga… no thank you!
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The raccoon was fair warning. It set off klaxons and warning lights. The fact that FB was involved is only marginally damning… run Will Robinson run !!!
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But don’t run naked Will…!
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Okay… this will be a topic for next week…
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As well it should be.
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