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It seems that little red bitch has given up the Barn Mahal and moved in even closer to yours truly.
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Lately she’s spending all her time in, on and around our back deck grill…. and I fear another nest has been built.
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This does not bode well for future cookouts.
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Although…
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I’ve heard people do eat roast squirrel….
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River's world..... 
NO!
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I wouldn’t, but I can’t say it isn’t tempting …
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Well, I’d check the grill and if she does have a nest, evict her fuzzy ass immediately. That or fire up the grill for some red squirrel stew, just saying.
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The grill is less than effective at 2 below, but maybe just a test run of the igniter.
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Oh, she’s so little! One of those open backed little doll’s houses could be a nice abode, maybe with a perspex cover so you can see her in each room.
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Maybe a classic Colonial with center staircase and living room fireplace?
No!
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My guess is the grill. A few years ago someone moved into ours through the drip hole. Even stored it full of food. But never came back. We haven’t used the grill since…
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That’s what I’m afraid is. We just bought this one and it cost a small fortune.
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Then you might have the most upscale red squirrel in America. Put her on Tik Tok, she’ll have a million followers in no time!
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No can do. That will make it all the harder when she (not so) mysteriously disappears.
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According to Cousin Eddie, they’re high in cholesterol.
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I’m more interested in the roasting part, not the eating.
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Have you considered propane without fire? Nitey nite, pleasant dreams and morning has been canceled.
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With my luck, she’d light a cigarette and blow up the whole house.
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FIRE THAT BABY UP!!!!!!!!!
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We may have to.
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Been thinking about starting up my car and letting it run in the closed up garage to get whatever it is in there. But if he doesn’t crawl out where I can find him, then I have stench for how long……….
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Mouse nests are a real problem here in the winter. Husband just had to put $750 into his BMW thanks to a chewing rodent.
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