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Feeling the need to undermine democracy? I’ve got just the thing.
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Fabricate your very own conspiracy theory while scrambling the morning eggs.
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And if it keeps you from spreading more insane crap on the internet?
All the better. Because I’m really tired of the crazy.
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Enjoy!
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River's world..... 
I heard the laser was powered by grease from the pork chops and peanut butter, but…
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But not Jiffy, because everyone knows that contains the blood of a sacrificed Yeti.
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Good point
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I heard Moscow Mitch and the Donald were closest of bedbug dies until the Orange Turd visited with Vlad in Russia. Upon his return the Donald said Mitch should find himself a new boy toy, because Trump was in love, and nobody could screw him like Putin.
Oh, did I get something wrong. Conspiracy theories are made by Republicans, about Democrat Pizza Shops! Not the other way around. Oh, my sincerest apologies. And I’m not supposed to put any truths in them? Where’s the fun in that?
Okay, I’ll try it your way. It was BoJo who ghosted Angela because he hated the Berliners she served him for breakfast. Damn, Conservatives are not the butt of Labour jokes.
How about Trudeau is a closet cat lover? Now I’m talking! Boom Yah!
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Spelchek struck again. “Bedbug dies” started out as “bedbuddies” only to change the ConTher to be about a bunch of dead insects. Oh, if only that were true. But it will be. Someday all three of those insects will be dead, and those left behind can go back to eating Pizza.
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Sometimes spellcheck adds another layer. Bedbugs was pretty spot on when you think about it.
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That was why I didn’t correct it before hitting the first “SEND” button. Bedbugs is an apt metaphor, I thought. LMAO.
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See? You’re getting the hang of it….
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I’ve got just about enough space on my refrigerator for some of this. There’s a shop in downtown Asheville that carries all kinds of this stuff. I’m on the hunt.
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Oh no!!! I hate when reality shows its ugly head!!!
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Don’t look at the leftovers.
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You realize this will require you to share weekly photos of your refrigerator. It’s a commitment.
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I’m trying to post a bit more often, so this could help.
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Happy to help.
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River…Amen sister!! These crazies are taking over!! And sadly I think my younger son came out and declared he was one…of course, he’s not wrong…we all are sheepol who are falling for what the government is feeding us
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I have to laugh about it. If I don’t, I’ll scream.
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One sheep two sheep red sheep blue sheep… What kind of sheep is he?
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In his mind he is not a sheep…anyone who doesn’t follow his thinking is a sheep 😢
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That kind of thinking has cost me a couple of friends. It makes me sad.
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Me too! We have agreed to keep all conversations as neutral as possible…he lives with me though in a separate loft space. We generally see each other twice a day. Scary that he is out there though proclaiming nonsense to the world!
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I try for that and it works some of the time but, as I feel sure you know, all parties have to be willing to participate. Good luck, friend.
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You too! It’s a tough road to travel these days between staying true to yourself while keeping family and friends close. 💕
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I have a few people I need to get this for! This is great!
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It could be!
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Pretty sure some of the people in my feed already have this on their fridges. There’s no other way to explain their special brand of insanity.
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I don’t worry about THEM because I know who THEY are and I am watching THEM. They don’t know that I know who THEY are, but I do. They will never catch me napping because I am watching out for THEM.
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Yup. That’s what THEY told me.
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This looks like fun. I’m creative, I have time on my hands. Why not undermine society one magnetic word at a time?
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It’s the least we can do.
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Humans are pikers at conspiracy theories. It seems we were created on the theory that we’re all going to die, and so far that theory is proving true. But I plan on living forever and having (literally) the last laugh.
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That sounds like a wonderful plan. I may join you…
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I totally believe the part about Tom Hanks.
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He is a little too perfect to be believed…
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