News you can’t use.

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A few useless headlines from my news feed, just because.

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Help me out here Florida people. Does this really happen? And if so, why are you not posting pictures! Random lizards falling from the sky should rate a blog now and then.

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It’s official… even the Queen is feeling the pinch of inflation. Keep your eye on eBay, there might be some nice jewelry up for bid soon.

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Most excellent. Here’s hoping they let Willow roam the halls of Congress and poop in Ted Cruz’s briefcase.

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Are we?

I’m not, but if you are … please share. I’ve heard it’s called the God molecule and people experience death when tripping. That doesn’t sound like my idea of a good time, but to each their own.

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Sonoran desert toad is not impressed.

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21 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. It was LSD that taught me there was no gods, so why shouldn’t people learn about death if there is a way. If they “died” and came back, maybe that means death is not the ultimate finality, some think it is. But certainly, there is no heaven or hell. I learned that too from acid.

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      1. If the venon affect his or her mind, maybe we are looking in the wrong place for our spiritual teachers. My own thought is that our spiritual teachers should be male emporter penguins. Why the males, because they fast for 5 to 6 months every year during breeding season, and fasting brings spiritual experiences in most human cultures. Therefore they probably have ime to have plenty of spiritual thoughts and feelings.The frogs might see “death” but they have little time to think about what that means. The penguins have nothing but time! (lol)

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  2. First of all, the comment about what you hope Willow does is an automatic winner.

    Secondly, I think someone was telling the story the other day about a person in Florida who picked up the fallen iguanas, thinking they were dead, and put them in his car. It did not go well for him when they thawed out. Maybe it’s an urban legend, but if it is, it’s a good one!

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  3. Go to the ACME web store and order your own toad venom harvester kit. They have a package deal with 50% off the balloon to take you to the tropical island. And the good news is they cannot find enough toad venom harvesters. Something about the balloons almost making it to the island…

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  4. Where have you been?? Frozen iquanas is becoming an annual thing. There are tons of pics & vids. They “freeze” then fall out of trees. They’re not dead… they can revive when temps warm up.

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      1. Lol… I’m in SoCal but have seen the Florida frozen iquana reports for years. Apparently this will be Miami’s coldest front in 11yrs. Good time to round up the iguanas.

        I hope the manatees do okay!!

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