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The next section of this wild and weirdly wonderful book covers the uncomfortable topic of … how shall I put it? Storage space.
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A workable alternative?
Not for me!
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‘Hooped’ means rectally imported.
I live to educate.
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I will never look at a bicycle tire pump the same way again.
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Okay ladies, raise your hands. How many of you orgasmed during childbirth?
I don’t have children, so tell me… is that really a thing? All the birth videos I’ve seen show women screaming, but it sure doesn’t look like it’s with pleasure.
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River's world..... 
Looks like a fascinating book. 😲
Can’t answer your question because kid got stuck and c-section was performed so… 🤷♀️
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It is fascinating… in a bizarre and slightly disgusting way.
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Makes me wonder about the Michelin Man.
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Some topics are best left unexplored.
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Oh sure, after birthing (natural not Caesarian) three large boys (one of them almost 11 lbs) the first thing I think about is sexual pleasure……NOT. The contractions and pain, sweating, thirst (because they won’t give you anything to drink during childbirth) and sheer exhaustion is so erotic, there are no words. If you couldn’t tell, I’m being sarcastic 🙄🤨. But the dude trying to smuggle staples, ginger rings and everything else, now that sounds painful…..prison wallet, that’s hilarious 🤣.
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That’s always been my understanding of the experience. About as far from orgasm as you can get!
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In the novel “Papillon”, the author spoke of stashing cash and other items in cigar tubes and inserting them … ah … there. I think it is a common practice. But a cellphone? I can’t imagine.
I probably should stay out of the childbirth orgasm discussion, but I did have a lady friend who had little trouble birthing and claimed that she had orgasms with all four of her children. She is a big strapping Nordic woman, so maybe stature matters? Again, I can’t imagine.
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It’s probably a more common practice than I’d like to contemplate. But that’s good news about Nordic childbirth. At least for them..
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I thought this specific book was about the Mouth? It seems to really be branching out.
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It’s about the digestive tract… lots of branches.
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Waiting nine months for an orgasm? Reminds we of the old kid’s joke about an astronaut discovering women on the moon. The women had never had intercourse (no men, obviously), so as the man was demonstrating “stirring his stick in her pot” the woman asks, so what happens next, he says, “In nine months you will have a baby.” Her response, “Keep Stirring! Keep stirring!”
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Ha! An oldie but a goodie…..
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If only, eh? Barely 9 seconds, in some cases.
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If my ex had orgasmed while birthing our kids instead of crapping all over the bed, we might still be together to this day. With about six more kids.
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I could have gone all day without knowing that. I’m sure the ex is pleased you shared as well…
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This is one of those comments I regretted seconds after hitting enter!
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And now it’s here forever.
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I think I made several wrong turns on one way streets when I got off the interstate. Is it too late to call 911 and beg to be rescued ? I have heard of Grimm’s fairy tales however this is extreme. A sphincter too far so to speak. I think I just saw Steven King running the other way.
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“A sphincter too far” should be the tag line for my blog every day.
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