Admit it, you’d thought I’d forgotten about this series.
Well, I didn’t.
And in case you missed chapter 1…
Onward!
Chapter 2.
Chicken etiquette.
(Be honest…
Where else can you find quality blog content like this?
No where, that’s where.)
Chickens are the most common bird on earth.
And since they out number us by 43 billion?
You might want to pay attention.
The uprising could come any day now.
Pecking order is important… and not always based on size. Scientists believe breed, intelligence and personality allow chickens to size up other members of the flock. Knowing your place is what it’s all about.
The usual hen house order goes like this:
The rooster is king.
Let’s call him Jon…
Next is the head hen…
We shall call her Sansa.
Then there’s the sentinel.
Whose name is Arya.
And finally, the weak bottom dweller…
Who, of course… is named Theon.
(Hey, it’s Game of Thrones final season…
It can’t all be about chickens.)
But here’s a tidbit of trivia you probably could have gone all day without knowing.
Cold hearted bitches, chickens.
But who can blame her when a man with better hair comes along?
